I actually prefer Ham and Pineapple

Only a person of the basest moral fiber puts pineapple on pizza.

It must be water pistols at dawn. My second will call upon your second to determine the location.

Still waiting on the call.

Pineapple on pizza, yummie yummie.

Meat-lovers, with a side of Death Bread Sticks!

Where's the poll?

Here it is

http://strawpoll.me/2318272

Bar-Q commin in with 33%...

I noticed this wasn't on your list but felt it should be under the pepperoni

Strippers

I would vote for Strippers wearing pepperoni (or bacon).