I'm sorry, but there is NOTHING creative about...
- The Dark, brooding, and mysterious hero. He turned away from his warrior ways because of the horrible things he has seen, but reluctantly comes back to save the world.
- The grumpy dwarf (er, droid) fixing things. Good lord, it would only be less creative if the thing sneezes because of some ridiculous allergy, and I won't be the least bit surprised when he does.
- The so-poor-he's-forced-to-be-a-thief-but-really-a-good-guy-at-heart. Street smart, con artist, grew up on his own, pick pocket thief and altogether a great guy. This guy might as well be Aladdin after he wished for Genie to make him a Jedi.
- The big, tough guy who starts to act like a big-brother/father figure to Alad... I mean Ezra.
- The plucky girl, with artsy armor and a penchant for spray painting things who in a COMPLETELY unexpected twist is a girl who loves guns and explosives! The tagging thing is spectacularly stupid, it takes a modern American fad and plants it straight into Star Wars. Even George Lucas wasn't foolish enough to put Jar Jar into saggy pants and tennis shoes despite doing everything else in his power to plant racial stereotypes in his prequels. And a pink helmet? Really?
The only thing that will make this train wreck of "creativity" complete is when the Inquisitor winds up being the only guy in the entire universe with a foreign aristocratic or middle eastern accent. Oh look! It's inquisitor Jafar! The only guy in this entire PERSIAN KINGDOM with a middle eastern accent!
Sorry for the rant, but this looks pretty much like a paint-by-numbers Disney cartoon with a Star Wars face lift to me. Clone Wars was great, but every new thing I hear about Rebels makes me believe it is less Star Wars and more Mickey Mouse every day. Granted, this is a kids cartoon so I am not going to take this as an indication of where the entire IP is going. Hopefully this is just the childish spinoff of Star Wars, and the movies will be the mature realization of the IP.
I hope so anyway.
Edited by KineticOperator
