....Porkins.
*Signed*
We deserve...
Then....we're in luck...I guess?
Didn't your mother help you develop a better self worth than that.
I don't care what you have done in your life. You deserve more than Porkins
Edited by HrathenPorkins: Not the X-Wing pilot we deserve, but the one we need right now.
An X-Wing the price of an Academy pilot where all damage done to him are crits. True Porkins style.
Porkins, the other, other white meat.
Porkins, I'm lovin' it.
I hope the porkins card is 15 points, ps1 special - If any ship on the board is about to die, instead kill porkins off.
Ask and you shall receive!
He's the hero the Alliance deserves. But not the one it needs right now.
So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it.
Because he's not a hero.
He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector.
A fat knight.
Didn't Porkins die do to pilot error. I am pretty sure he blew himself up.
Maybe Porkins is a PS 0 X-wing. Cost 2 points. Remove Porkins as a casualty during his at the end of the action phase. He does not count as victory points for either side.
I am not sure if he has any use, but maybe a very skilled player can find one.
I'm fairly certain this discussion is not complete without this:
I'm fairly certain this discussion is not complete without this:
That's the best youtube vid I've ever seen
Give us the younger Porkins...in a Y-Wing. More Y-wing "heroes" would be welcome.
HK-47...
Didn't Porkins die do to pilot error. I am pretty sure he blew himself up.
Maybe Porkins is a PS 0 X-wing. Cost 2 points. Remove Porkins as a casualty during his at the end of the action phase. He does not count as victory points for either side.
I am not sure if he has any use, but maybe a very skilled player can find one.
Porkins didn't die due to pilot error, his ship took shrapnel from an exploding turbolaser and he refused to pull out of combat, probably realizing that risking his life flying a potentially (And as it turned out actually) fatally damaged craft was worth the risk since if the mission failed not only would he die anyway, but so would the rebellion's leadership core and everyone else on that base.
Compare this to Wedge, who pansied out when he was one of the only three ships left.