Okay, I've been playing Warhammer tabletop games for a while now, and am currently rolling with a PC that has lived (amazingly) through some 60+ sessions and numberous campaigns before transitioning to RT. I just wanted to share a few quotes that I saved for some reason and see if anyone else had some good ones to share

"Standing in the middle of a planet during exterminatus while unbound deamon hosts are calling for your blood is not enough job stress to consider changing you do not think?"
- Ty’Ohni

“There was that one time I stabbed myself to prove a point.”
- Ty’Ohni

“ If you ruin that arm trying to show off, I'm going to beat you into a pulp.”
- Yasuo, (said to Ty’Ohni after he used his brand new, replacement arm to punch through a metal table in Yasuo’s lab.)

“Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my gun.”
- Durnedal, (said while riding the front of a tank into a warzone full of hostile ground troops.)

"WTF Captain!"

- Group's motto for whenever the Captain (RT) would come up with a new way of being an a-hole.

"Oh God Emperor save our souls, what have we done?"

- Lord Captain Bertrand Della-Faunt Squire the Thirty-Fourth, holder of the Della-Faunt Warrant of Trade.
RT of another group, when the Explorator convinced him of executing a mutineer leader by immersing him into a tiny warp rift created inside a geller field envelope.

" How dare our colony complain it took us six months to come to there aid against this xenos invasion...fire a few cannon shots at them to remind them who is in charge here!" -rouge trader Conner upon arriving at the Svaid system

"Welcome to the complaint desk." Lonallyn Victrix IV Anastasia Von Razgriz, Rogue Trader, to a would-be-assassin, after lethaly pinning him to the wall with her desk she threw as a diversion as she was drawing her real weapons.

"NEXT !!!" Hetman Aleksia Kovalsky, Master of Ordnance, in a fit of laughter, after crippling the Monarch of Whispers in one round.

"LEAVE IT TO ME ! HE IS MINE !" Hetman Aleksia Kovalsky, Master of Ordnance, when spotting Erasmus Haarlock's SPEAR OF DESTINY.

Erasmus Haarlock himself, at the helm of the SPEAR OF DESTINY : "YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS !"
Lonallyn "Hetman Kovalsky, get me away with this." the following salvo was enough to destroy Haarlock's starship.

"CAVE, ADSUM !" (Beware, I'm coming !) Lonallyn Victrix IV Von Razgriz, in various combat occasions, including a duel to the death on the very hull of her starship without voidsuits, and the last occasion, using a Rhino as an improved flail in the arenas of the Nexus of Shadows.

From Miles & Castor Von Razgriz, the three years old twin of the RT, on the bridge of the Colossus, this :

" " You'd better surrender .
- Oh yes . because Uncle Novus [inquisitor Novus Tanerhill, NdT] got angry because of you.
- And because Aunt Aleksia [Master of Ordnance Aleksia Kovalsky] gonna kick your butt with macro-lead.
- And besides , we have hidden viral bombs all accross your ship .
- If you obey not Uncle Novus , they blew !
- We do not care , we are inu.. immu ... we not fall sick!
- Oh yeah, when YOU' ll have a lot of poxes and cotties and you'll vomit and ll'got fevers , and we will put you in bed with suppositories and very bad soup to drink . "
And right after they got the whole cruiser to surrender :
" So Uncle, this ship is ours now ? Mum would be pleased , eh? "

"Wooster, get me my brown coat. I aim to misbehave."

-Guntram von Koenigsegg, Rogue Trader, Lord-Captain and Privateer of the Golden Chain

"Beam me over Scotty!"......*talking in the background* "What do you mean the 'teleportarium enginseer is not named Scotty?' Find me one that is..... One second though, Enginseer Xv213! Your knew designation is now Scotty. Don't argue with me. Now beam me over."

-Rogue Trader Hathorn Gregarious the III, Emerald Dynasty Warrant Holder, Commander and Lord of the Spiteful Oblivious

" Leave, before I taunt you a second time."

-Arch Militant Baron von Ustefer Rokchester Thilian 'Red Dragon', under contract for the Constantine Syndicate, commented after passing flatulence and waving it in the direction of a Clawed Fiend. (I'm wrong on the name, but it was loooonnngggg)

"You just had to poke the bear!"

-Seneschal Casidus, under contract for the Constantine Syndicate, related to Baron von Ustefer while both fleeing from a Clawed Fiend.

"If you have the opportunity, throw the vial on the enemy. I'd like to see what it does. Do not worry, you wear voidsuits. You will probably be safe."

- Explorator Sonitus Horologiis, testing unknown airborne nanotoxins.

"Aren't we gonna kill him anyway?"

- Arch-Militant Gregor Armstrong, forgetting he lacks internal vox during negotiation with a hostile seccessionist leader.

"You'll find the tech-church between ship sections P and R."

- Explorator Sonitus Horologiis, giving instructions.

"Oooh, aren't they just ADORABLE!"

- Zaralaxia, Herald of Slaanesh, after forcing the Missionary Ferrus and Arch-Militant Armstrong to dance intimately.

We captured an alien after an attack against our ship. I, as the Astropath, decided to Mind Probe him to find out what they were and what could be learned from them. An Ordo Xenos Inquisitor on board decided he wanted to write a case study about them. He then asked "How do you cite a Mind Probe?"

[Veteran player 1] "Hmmm... Time for Plan B, I think."

[New player] "What's 'Plan B'?"

[Veteran player 2] "The same thing Plan B always is: Run!!!!!! "

...Some explosions later....

[New Player] " Plan B sucks! "

[Veteran Player 1] "Of course Plan B sucks! If it didn't, it would've been Plan A ."

Just finished the intro "Forsaken Bounty" adventure. Minor spoilers.

Astropath: "I want the [xenotech artifact] so I can raise my own horde of undead." (After we smash the bridge of the Emperor's Bounty in the final battle)

Missionary: *Flexes power armour and revs up the massive chainsword she's wielding* (She is, of course, blood spattered and surrounded by her zealots)

Me (Rogue Trader): "Can we call that Plan: Never Going to Happen? Wait, where'd it go?" (As the GM says the [xenotech artifact] disappears. Guess where it re-appears?)

Astropath: "It likes me. Can I keep it?"

Entire Group: "No!" ( Astropath: "Only if you share!")

The GM also liked my idea of using the broadsides to clear a path to the ship... but was flabbergasted that I took in the cruiser instead of a single guncutter. As a result of the many successful rolls, the subsequent boarding action was far easier and still probably not as action-packed as it was meant to be. My solution to getting back to the bridge was to order a series of boarding attacks to kill the things in front of us and clear a path.

When asked by the GM why, as a Rogue Trader, I am not always leading from the front and being all swashbuckler-y, I replied, "I need an audience to appreciate my dashingness." Then I killed a horror that sprung up from nowhere, which I don't think is in the book, with a single shot from my archeotech laspistol. The bystanders applauded. (Thank you Righteous Fury! We may have played that wrong as we added the Aim's extra 2D10's damage, both rolling 10. And then 10 again, before rolling a measly 7 and 8.)

I think I'm gonna like this game.

[Veteran player 1] "Hmmm... Time for Plan B, I think."

[New player] "What's 'Plan B'?"

[Veteran player 2] "The same thing Plan B always is: Run!!!!!! "

...Some explosions later....

[New Player] " Plan B sucks! "

[Veteran Player 1] "Of course Plan B sucks! If it didn't, it would've been Plan A ."

It's so simple, and yet i just sat here and laughed. Doesn't really require any context; it just works. There's a poster I saw on Facebook, of a little boy looking pissed, and the caption says "Mondays: 'Wait, you mean there is one of these EVERY week?'" or something like that, and this made me think of it.

I really do like reading this thread.