Actually, I think he may have it right this time.
Without knowing specifically why the Damaged Cockpit ruling came down as it did, I think it would be a mistake to draw precedent from it. Lacking that, we'd have to fall back on the standard definition of "dealt", which means it only kicks in when it comes from the deck.
That was a joke - he said inconceivable, so I was quoting the Princess Bride.
Oh, I know
I just thought it was funny that it actually is relatively inconceivable this time...