I got the base idea for this deck from my friend Drunken Panda so I'm giving credit where credit is due.
Starting Character: ::Ibuki::
Attacks 8
Mega Spike x4
Butt Slam x4
Assests 8
Defender x4
Olcadan's Mentoring x4
Foundations 44
Giradot's Leadership x4
Lord of the Makai x4
Return to Southtown x4
The Red Lotus of the Sun x4
Billiard Player x4
Fast Food Lover x4
Lesser of Many Evils x4
Counter the Assault x4
American Made x4
Forethought x4
Oral Dead x4
So the plan here is to go first if you can that way you can limit your opponent's turn with Forethought if you draw into one and if not just play out LoTM and Defender (which you *should* get). If you go second or on your second turn play Giradot's then pitch a card for your +3 check bonus pretty much assuring you make it then whatever else you have that keeps you alive. Third turn grab a Mega Spike or Butt Slam, depending on if you have one or the other in your hand, then defender loop until they die.
US Air Base shuts this jank down cold since there's no assest destruction in this. You *could* sideboard in Nature's Force to deal with it but then it's the only card you're playing that turn except Forethought or Butt Slam (yipee).