I have made my case and used the rulebook, as have you and several others, all coming to the same conclusion. The refusal to accept reasoned arguments, and supporting that refusal by misquoting cards and ignoring known rules interpretations, is very frustrating to those of us who are genuinely trying to help someone learn the game. But you are right, I should have not responded so vehemently. I'm sorry.
And, as you know, I don't have many hairs that are not gray already…