Alekzanter said:
Kender: annoying, overly locquacious, compulsively thieving, inattentive, and too inquisitive for their own (or anybody else's) good. Dragonlance's version of Halflings. HATE them. The universal monkey wrench that losens the bolts (and the pacing) on every single adventure the GM conceives. Want a PC wandering off by him/herself for hours upon hours of gaming time? Go for it. Otherwise, genecide is the best answer. Killed, every last one of them, by angry Minotaurs.
Years ago, while still running AD&D games, I murdered every Halfling, Hobbit, and Kender (and Gnomes, too…useless fecks). They simply did not exist. Never did, as far as I was concerned. Short, fat, always bitching about being hungry, or always eating, snooping, wandering off, stealing from the other party members ("Oh now, bother. Where did my sword +3 versus Lycanthropes get off to? Sure would be helpful about now…"), always getting into trouble and expecting others to help them out of it. Good for nothing but offering the constant question "Can I get a backstab in?" That is NOT comic relief. That is a GM's worst effing nightmare. And "Ratlings"? What the hell kind of nomenclature is that? Dwarfs became Squats, Halflings become Ratlings? More than anything, as Ratlings are concerned, it is their racial name that most bothers me.
Most (and I emphasize most, not all) people play Hobbits, Halflings, Kender, and Ratlings as if they were familial off-shoots of Pippin and Merry, there is no originality, it's boring to see, hear, and deal with, and I'll not have a game devolve into a completely unenjoyable morass because of them. My worst nightmare would be a duo of players that wanted to do the Master-Blaster Halfling/Ogryn routine. Nope. Not gonna have it.
Now, if someone wanted to play a Human IG specialist referred to as a Ratling, that would be a different story. You're playing a Ratling, it's just Human, and not an annoying little, fuzzy-footed, thieving, rolly-polly bellied munchkin shitestick.
I have to kinda agree until I saw the Dark Sun Halfling…
they were different, or worse yes they were hungry but they might eat u
and in my current group we have 3.5D&D game with a Halfing Monk who is going to try for the Drunken Master.. Currently hanging around with my Dwarf Barbarian going to Battlerager. Man the drunking adventures we have had!!