Cards for irredeemable/useless characters; my Fatty and Bill ideas

By just Logan, in The Lord of the Rings: The Card Game

Fatty Bolger 1/0/0 1 life fatty cannot quest 3 threat attachments that cost more than 0 cannot be attached
Bill the pony-attachment-kneel bill the pony to search top 3 for any 0 cost or hobbit required cards, if bill would be discarded add a token if he has 3 tokens discard to do 1 damage to one enemy and remove bill from game

Unique item

Tom Bombadil- Movement-discard so pass one evade check but lose 3 sanity from his pointless inclusion and unnecessary singing.