Dennis has been my close friend for 16+ years. That being said, there isn't a day that goes by where he doesn't try to annoy me and thus gets me to want to smash his face with the nearest blunt object. He is the type of person who tries to find different ways to annoy you and then does it until you are ready to slug him. If you open the door to be annoyed, he will easily exploit it. That is one of his many talents.

Another of these talents is hospitality, generosity, and making fun of mentally disabled people that wear diapers.

That being said, he's a fantastic sport when you call him out on it and he expects you to give it back to him.

Sometimes he's certainly a bigger ******* than one owned by a porn star that is consistently invaded by a Louisville Slugger or a giant beer bottle, but he's a great guy nonetheless.

Dennis has been my close friend for 16+ years. That being said, there isn't a day that goes by where he doesn't try to annoy me and thus gets me to want to smash his face with the nearest blunt object. He is the type of person who tries to find different ways to annoy you and then does it until you are ready to slug him. If you open the door to be annoyed, he will easily exploit it. That is one of his many talents.

Another of these talents is hospitality, generosity, and making fun of mentally disabled people that wear diapers.

That being said, he's a fantastic sport when you call him out on it and he expects you to give it back to him.

Sometimes he's certainly a bigger ******* than one owned by a porn star that is consistently invaded by a Louisville Slugger or a giant beer bottle, but he's a great guy nonetheless.

I <3 AGoT bromance.

Are you coming down for the October tourney, Bomb? It would be nice to meet you in person!

Bomb said:

I'll be coming to Worlds from Louisville. If someone will pay the baggage charges, I can try to bring this:

I think this video sums up Dennis rather well (totally NSFW):