This ( http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_news.asp?eidn=3453 ) preview gives me ideas.
There is just one minor problem with it: in French, faux-cul (pronounced Phoku, just as the first syllables of his name) is slang for "untrustworthy individual". Which, given Phokulozortis' background, fits him to a t.
Not a real problem (just can't keep the name), but I found it funny.