I'd like to invite you fine ladies and gentlemen to participate in the Brawl at the Crossroads Inn on Saturday, the 19th of May 2012 in Munich, Germany. Gain fame, taste fine brews, make new friends and smite your enemies at this splendid tourney!
Yes, I am fully aware that this is the same weekend as Days of Ice and Fire, so there lies a tough decision ahead for many of you. 
~But seriously now, why would anyone choose Minnesota over Munich, right?
