Yesterday, ploting my plots against the players, I decided to do another (N)PC character (Techpriest). And created a over the top character with starting Inteligence 59, 5 Forbiden Lores and Legend Scholastic Lore. The gear, bionics and one mutation (suprise) without any fireworks. But then came the Servo-Skull.

I decided to personalize it, and in statistics I seen that the Servo-Skull can be given any INT skill with +20 bonus to it. So i was think of something useful:

Demolition - NO only 35 INT;

Some Forbiden Lore (would work as +10 point boost for Explorator) - NO he already has more that he needs

Scholastic Lore - good as any other, so mayby Bureaucracy NO Chemisrty NO Techpriest will get it anyway. CRYPTOLOGY - yes a really good idea but then.

I had a "Shining" moment and seen Philosophy. I got interested and checked few bionic implants and found Colculus Logi Implant(+10 to any Literacy, Logic and Scholastic Lore tests) and also decided to put in it also Philosophy related only Data Slates(giving it another +10 bonus)

So in the end I have a Servo-Skull with 55 on Philosophy tests. And named it IMHOTEP(he made projcts for the pyramids)

Now if you all interested could give me some smart, sneaky, cleva philosophy related combacks and quotes for the skull to pronouce from time to time I would be thankfull.

For: "I created the Philosopher's stone...ehe... Skull"

(Techpriest, Explorator - Quint Echo)

A Servo-Skull can have any Skill, it doesn't need to be based on Intelligence. You can give your Servo-Skull Scrutiny and use a MIU to share his senses and benefit from his Per + 20 on Scrutiny rolls.

I created this topic for such insane features like the whole WH40K is and wanted others to share their insane ideas born in the grimm and dark future of 40K. And don't tell me you don't find Philospher's Skull idea at least bit funny and screwed up like quite the rest of the universum.

Imagine Techpriest and Missionary talking about Philosophy and a Servo-Skull trows his own opinion on the topic at hand. I find it hilarious.

You should have named him Morte. The tech-priest broke his Memorium Secundus and can't remember anything about himself - though the electoos on his back give a hint. He awakens, the skull approaches, hilarity ensues. Over time they pick up an Ork in spikey armor, a dark elf wych, a farseer working in a brothel, a chaos cultist who is perpetualy burning with Khornes rage, and other fun people. They go on adventures and become the anti-rogue traders who attempt to foil them at every turn.

My comment to last post:

Oh gosh, a philosopher servo-skull. Call it Aristotle, pllleeeeaassse. I know a little philosophy, so while not actual quotes, you could say **** like:

"I am cogitating therefore I am..."

"Being is doing."

"No rule applies all of the time"

"The most simple explanation is usually correct."

"Now THAT is an empirical question."

"The greatest good for the greatest number."

"Democracy is a popularity contest."

"And for the crew, the virtue of 'moderation' is greatest of all."

"I see you have beggared the question by assuming your conclusion as one of your premises."

"Enough sophistry, this is a matter for men/women of intellect!"

"Please Sir, could you refrain from emotional argument, it fails to be rationally convincing and scrambles my logic circuits."

"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle..." Okay I stole that from Monty Python. Check out 'The Philosopher Song'.

Oh gosh, a philosopher servo-skull. Call it Aristotle, pllleeeeaassse. I know a little philosophy, so while not actual quotes, you could say **** like:

"I am cogitating therefore I am..."

"Being is doing."

"No rule applies all of the time"

"The most simple explanation is usually correct."

"Now THAT is an empirical question."

"The greatest good for the greatest number."

"Democracy is a popularity contest."

"And for the crew, the virtue of 'moderation' is greatest of all."

"I see you have beggared the question by assuming your conclusion as one of your premises."

"Enough sophistry, this is a matter for men/women of intellect!"

"Please Sir, could you refrain from emotional argument, it fails to be rationally convincing and scrambles my logic circuits."

"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle..." Okay I stole that from Monty Python. Check out 'The Philosopher Song'.

Grate Zakalwe lots of good(?) proverbs thanks a lot. I didn't want to go simple by naming it Aristoteles or Demokles. Thanks for input, and all of you draw your own insanity.

Zakalwe don't repeat youself so much .