Star Wars quotes you'd rather not hear in bed

By MarthWMaster, in Star Wars: The Card Game

Great shot kid...don't get penisy.

"Meesa Jar Jar Binks!"

don't get cocky- Han(d) Solo

"...make sure there aren't any more attached."

The entire quote is:

"Yeah, that's what l thought. Mynock. Chewie, check the rest of the ship, make sure there aren't any more attached."

1... Hurry up golden rod

2... She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts

"Aren't you a little short?" (for a Stormtrooper)

"Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself floating home."

"You came in here and you didn't have a plan for getting out?" "He's the brains, sweetheart!"

"I'll be careful." "You'll be dead!"

"Boring conversation anyway."

"Thanks for coming after me. Now I owe you one."

DrNate said:

"Thanks for coming after me. Now I owe you one."

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This may smell bad kid - Han Solo ESB

Utinni!!

If this body is not capable of action i suggest new leadership is needed.

"You're the closest thing I have to a father!"

"What do you think Padme would do were she in your position?"

"He is like my brother...I cannot do it!"

"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?"

Kylo: "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?"

Han: "Anything..."

Rey(after she has the dream): "What was that? I shouldn't have gone in there!"

"What's in there?"

"Only what you take with you."

"You were my brother[, Anakin]!"

"It's over[, Anakin]; I have the high ground."
"You underestimate my power!"

"Don't try it!"

"I'm afraid that in your anger, you... killed her."

"You have failed me for the last time."

"[This bounty hunter is] my kind of scum: Fearless and inventive."

"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose."

"They came from behind!"

"Look out, he's loose!"

"They asked you to do something dishonest, didn't they?"

"[You are] as clumsy as [you are] stupid."

"At an end, your rule is. And not soon enough it was."

"If you powerful you are, why leave?"

Edited by Vigil

And I thought they smelled bad....

.... on the outside! - Han Solo

Short help's better than no help at all. - Han Solo

Is that legal? -Newt Gunray

"I'll tighten those bonds, Scavenger Scum!"

Wanky Chewbacca?

(Honestly, it does get said in the film)

ANother one:

"This deals getting worse all the time"

"Negative, it didn't go in."

ANH

Oh no!! The Rancor!!!

Here's where the fun begins.

May the Force be with you.

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Judge me by my size do you?

I am wondering, why are you here?

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

Force Awakens:

"What are you doing back there? Are you ever going to fire back?" "Im working on it."

"Im on the leader..."

"You want to go home and rethink your life."