Star Wars quotes you'd rather not hear in bed

By MarthWMaster, in Star Wars: The Card Game

I have a bad feeling about this...

" < name >" i am your father sorpresa.gif .......

"You are unwise to lower your DEFENSES!!!"

I don't care what you smell.

This little one's not worth the effort.

"You, like your father, are now... mine ....."

[EDIT: Man, I've got a couple of real zingers, but I'm afraid that either of them would get me banned. This is a family-friendly board, right?]

What a piece of junk!

Family Friendly =

"I don't like you either."

"I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? "

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me""Back door, huh? Good idea!"

At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

I'd rather kiss the wookiee!

MarthWMaster said:

At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

that's one of the two I opted not to post! demonio.gif

What a wonderful new smell you've discovered.

This reminds me of an edit I did for a school project. :P Wedge had a serious question for General Dodonna as to where babies come from.

"You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point"

"The target area is only two meters wide"

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port"

"The shaft leads directly to the reactor system"

"The shaft is ray shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes"

And some separate ones.

"Where are you taking this... thing?"

"That's no moon"

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

"I see your shwartz is as big as mine."

Oh wait thats space balls lol

I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again.

"I need more men!"

Let's blow this thing and go home.

I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Something I hope to never have to say:

“That’s no moon... it’s a space station.”


A quote I personally would not ever like to hear from behind me.:

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”


And a quote that I am sure the ladies would not like to hear from lovers who name certain parts of their anatomy:

“You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”

"It's a trap!"

Toqtamish said:

"It's a trap!"

Like.

"Cover me, Porkins!"

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"

"Yub yub."

"This deal is getting worse all the time..."

Let the wookie win.