trane said:

I was one of two people for our Water patch event, and my opponent, after I had said something to the effect of "I'm going to do 'X' " without even batting an eyelash was heard to say "Well I'm going to Tag Along and get my Schoolgirl Innocence back." There was a brief pause, and then we collapsed under the questionable implications of that statement.

"Which talbain do you think is better"

Sixdragon said:

No no its " I like my yun seong betta!!".

Scubadude said:

Nono, it's "Old-ass meme that nobody gives a crap about!"

Homme Chapeau said:

the depths of my idiocy are truly imesuarable.

"You want to commit my Red Lotus with your Trapped in a Nightmare? I will cancel that."

"Will you trade your Girlfriends?"

So I shouldn't say IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!! when I play a High Plasma Beam?

I prefer "DOCTOROCTOGODAPUS! BLARGH!", but we have given it the nickname ShoopDaWhoop.

so i was playing a game last weekend and i cant remember what exactly my opponent said but it was somethin 2 do with what he was going 2 do so i said..........well im just going 2 blow my seal.....do you know how wrong that sounds when someone doesnt know what your talking about lol

Now if only we had some kind of Club asset that destroyed assets. It would have been even funnier.

Da_ghetto_gamer said:

That is some funny stuff there. Would have luv to see his faicial expression.

Mt_Do said:

Im telling you it was priceless....followed by the remark by the store owner...stop conversation on that subject is banned and i never want 2 hear it again lol the way he said it was great!!

"So, I was talking with your mother at the front of the store earlier and we were wondering... would you like a new/another father?"

Dokurorider said:

yes you should. bonus point for the real audio (that i can provide... i should do it someday)

Dokurorider said:

everyone says that so i would sugest you continue. it is a great way to make magic players look at you weird.