Things that you shouldn't say when playing cards.

By Mt_Do, in UFS General Discussion

A little incedent occured last night while I was playing against my friend in UFS. It made me realize that you have to be careful with what you say when you do certain things in UFS. In this case I was using Time Square and made the mistake of saying, "I am going to blow up Time Square." In short, there are certain titles on these cards that allow for such epic blunders, so with that said, have you ever told your opponent what you are activating/slash performing with a particular card and it sounded wrong?

Uhh, what's wrong with saying that you're gonna blow up Time Square?

Not that I can recall from my playing times... but I will definitly share if I get one eventually.

Shaneth said:

Uhh, what's wrong with saying that you're gonna blow up Time Square?


sounds like an attempt of terrorist activity... that's what I got out of it.

Yeah, but for the people who have actually met Mt_Do, and even the people who PLAY against him, you know he's too innocent of a soul to even scratch someone. Either the person playing against him took it too seriously or Mt_Do has gotten more aggressive :) haha

Anyways, things that I shouldn't say when playing cards:

"Your symbols don't match."

They tend to get very angry...

Yes... I can imagine how angry players get about that, since I've been down that path first starting.

well since you know him personally then it's all fine. I know like few people personally but I'm hoping to get up there and join them... just might take a LONG TIME!

I learned long ago from Chubbs that there is nothing you shouldn't say while playing UFS.

well i don't think that Gagamyer took it seriously. he just thought that it was funny that is all. lol. Good to see you on the boards shaneth.

times square is one thing, Ed, but if you blow up my NY Subway Stations, i will have your HEAD

just play once against Target X and you'll know nothing can be too wrong to say for him.

I'll not even say his most favorite jokes in fear of being warned/banned/insulted...

Maybe Hatman could say them, since he likes trouble...

I like where this thread is going, but I have nothing to contribute.

Protoaddict said:

I learned long ago from Chubbs that there is nothing you shouldn't say while playing UFS.

There is also nothing you shouldn't do while playing UFS.

Man first you try and blow up time square , now you butcher me name like a piece of beef. But yea i have to agree some of the titles of cards do string nicely and some time make you do a double take.

Mt_Do said:

well i don't think that Gagamyer took it seriously. he just thought that it was funny that is all. lol. Good to see you on the boards shaneth.

Gagamyer probably tried to help you.

Signum79 said:

Man first you try and blow up time square , now you butcher me name like a piece of beef. But yea i have to agree some of the titles of cards do string nicely and some time make you do a double take.

Did I butcher your name? My bad. Anyways, it is about time you got on the forums jason.

Are there any other card titles that players can abuse when playing UFS? Want to hear something funny.

"Maybe you should stick with Yu-Gi-Oh."

Another line that shouldnt be said when playing UFS is "Block and Die." Wait on the other hand yes you should say it.

"As long as I don't check a one..."

Polygon said:

"As long as I don't check a one..."

LOL! i say that nearly every game! hehe

Hah, that one is good.

Story: Round 2 of Team Worlds. Team Tapout was playing against a team with matching shirts and what looked like cheesy netdecks. Hughes and I were both 2-0, securing our win. MickyD was 1-0 when time was called, and had to finish out his turn. He immediately plays an 8th Bill to kill Morrigan and says "Okay, as long as I don't check a 3..."

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BAM!!!!! Checks the Seal. We all laugh and bad words abandon ship from MickyD's mouth.

Shouldda went with playing out all of your foundations and then 8th Billing for free :) haha

Poking fun at a friend...

"You better have blocks in your hand!"

Not insulting, but it was funny.

Let's see, other stuff that sounds wrong...

"I'll (blow up/destroy/scratch) your Ass Arts"... honestly, use the whole name when saying this. Assassination Arts. Say it with me...

unfortunetly there realy aren't that many names that sound funny. their must be something with bath house...

"I'm going to destroy you're TWoP."

it's a hate crime to destroy the ways of punishment.

to new ideas: "i hate brazilian heritage!" you sound racist whenever you say this. think rejection. way to sound gay.

I just have a rather funny card moment a day ago. I was play against my brother and he had played free will. but before he got a chance to use it , I hit him with shadow blade and with out realizing it i said straight at him i will destroy your free will.