Today's Blatant-Hit-Them-Over-the-Head-Hint

By Jephkay, in Dark Heresy Gamemasters

How's this for obvious?

++A Transmission within the Cult of the Emperor Revenant++
The Lies of the Warp will be silenced by the Choir of the Returned Master of Mankind.

To: Cell Leader Revanos
From: Mechanicus Mori Thulon

Most Wondrous Greetings Cell Leader Revanos!

Tests continue on the Sarcosian Wave Generators provided to us by Magos Whest. We have successfully installed the Holy Device, and secured subjects. The Xeno-weapon you thoughtfully donated renders the subjects fit for trial almost instantaneously!

These few sacrificed will pave the way for the God-Emperor’s freedom from the Golden Throne! Once we demonstrate the power of the Anima Chorus to the fools of Hive Sibellus we will certainly be escorted to Holy Terra to install a Sarcosan Implant in the Divine Remains of the God-Emperor.

He will rise from the Golden Throne to crush the vile forces of Chaos that threaten the Imperium, and all Mankind shall sing praise to Revanos and Whest. Surely, Thulon’s name might be among those raised in song? I can but dream of this.

The second and third generators have been removed to the Underhive, for safe-keeping. If we are threatened by the heretical Astartes, or those busy-bodies of the Holy Ordos, we have but to activate Generator three, its greater power may be able to animate the dead without need of implants!

As to the whereabouts of the second generator, ask at the Holestead of Rat Rock, lair of the bounty hunter Unaro, he and his men have been well-paid to keep the device safe. The third generator has been moved even farther below, into the hands of our ally, Dark Magos Asmodeus Jones, he has also received a copy of the Credo Mortifex.

We await the day of His Return!

Your obd’t servant,
Thulon

Mechanicus Mori Thulon

Well...it's certainly direct.

Course after how much of a bastard my GM is, after reading something this direct I still wouldn't believe it at all, figure its misdirection, and investigate it and every other avenue still.

Also concidering how much of bastards us players are, we'd try and screw up something this blatent simply so we didn't feel like we were being railroaded on the RP express, but that's because we're that kind of people.

I ripped the note in half, made them search around the cult research area for the other half. By the time they found the other piece, they'd made up what they thought it said.

Now they've been tasked with just scouting Unaro, and letting Rhynn's storm-troopers hit the compound. They'll make a mess of it, I just know it.