What would you do if you were a Dust Soldier?

By rathianfire, in Dust Tactics

Ok imagine you were a Dust Soldier and you in combat. Then you end up facing a Walker/Tank, What would you do?

I'm a BBQ squad type of guy, so give me a flamer and a demo charge... and a cigar!

Stare at it through my binoculars, then radio the artillery piece with the coordinates to blast it into oblivion. Then I'd just sit back and watch the fireworks.

Nice style

Run. Quickly.

Hope that my life insurance is paid up....

-Jeff

I'd either make a nice baseball-sized hole in the hull with my lascannon or charge it, climb up on its deck and drop a pineapple in the hatch or under the engine deck and watch the fire works. Either way, its going down Sgt. Rock style!

Brian

Yes! This is the kind of discussion I live for !

What would I do if faced with an Allied walker? I would be an Axis Gorilla and pounced on top of the walker and pound it into submission with my enhanced and enlarged fist. If the walker is a Hot Dog, I would tear apart the flamethrower and keep it for myself. Then I would flame what's remained of the walker into a well-done piece of work. Yep, that's what I would do if I were a Dust Soldier (Gorilla) gran_risa.gif

More of such discussions please :)

First I will try to destroy the walker with my panzerfaust (if it has taken damage already), and if I live through this, I'll turn around and shoot the player controlling me for putting me in front of the walker in the first place. Seriously, if i were a dust soldier, I'll be more afraid of being hit by a stray die. gran_risa.gif

Call Sigrid...she will handle this for me gran_risa.gif

Jochen Fleischer said:

First I will try to destroy the walker with my panzerfaust (if it has taken damage already), and if I live through this, I'll turn around and shoot the player controlling me for putting me in front of the walker in the first place. Seriously, if i were a dust soldier, I'll be more afraid of being hit by a stray die. gran_risa.gif

partido_risa.gif partido_risa.gif partido_risa.gif This is the best post I've read so far!!!

I would take my light saber and..... oops wrong post sorry!

Given my lack of physical ability, I'd be the company clerk typing up all the letters to your moms explaining how you died stupidly, I mean bravely trying to take out the best war machines the Axis has to throw at us.

Miah999 said:

Given my lack of physical ability, I'd be the company clerk typing up all the letters to your moms explaining how you died stupidly, I mean bravely trying to take out the best war machines the Axis has to throw at us.

Good one! happy.gif A Dust clerk !

theguildllc said:

Run. Quickly.

+1

Find hard cover and assume the fetal position as I kiss my ass goodbye

Assuming if I were a Soldier then I would probably be in a similar MOS as I am in the Army now. So I would lift up my camera, take a photo, hope it was exposed properly and hope that someone who knows how to develope film finds my camera beside what will most likely be my crushed budy!

Well speaking as a lowly Grave Register, since i couldn`t dig a pit big enough, quick enough to drop the Axis walker, I`d best make a good job of my own!

I'd make a Deal-deal...maybe the driver's a Re-pub-li-can.