Can you tell I am trying to avoid working? I have promised myself I would stay away from Twitter....

So, there are nibbles on the tables, beer in the fridge and "Great Adventures in Wonderland" is playing on the stereo.

You have been invited to the geekiest party in town where you have to come in fancy dress as a Talisman character.

Who do you come as ? Only you can decide. Pictures of you in character would be even better.

Yes I know, I have not decided yet. Still umming and aahing. Gotta dash and top up the rum punch.

Cool! Will there be cake?

I will come as the Grim Reaper, but I will have to wait until I've lost about 15 stone...

First you will be baked. Then there will be cake.

Philosopher... well, maybe... but the 2E version, not the androgynous 4ER one.

I am thinking maybe I shall be the Swashbuckler.

Ah ha - I know something you don't know! I am not really left-handed!

This party needs some celebrities to get the hoi polloi interested.

What about Angelina Jolie as the Amazon, Kylie Minogue as the Sprite and Russell Crowe as the Gladiator (obviously!)

Please don't tread crisps into the carpet and watch the beer. Have you seen that video on YouTube of what happens when you mix beer and Talisman ??

Hey, you gotta have at least one decent bottle of wine, since i can't drink beer any more . Hopefully good french rose. I promise not to spill on the carpet.

Hmm, let me have a look... nope, no rose. Got a lovely Argentinian Malbec. Very smooth.

Oh wait, Angelina wants a top-up. Back later.

I'll come either as the Toad or the Ogre Chieftain, I haven't decided yet. I'll bring some snacks, though.

I just can't Elf myself lol

I would come as the Elf or the Dread Knight

Oh, but wait! I don't have the clothing!