WANTED: A mid-range player who is willing to lose in Melee and target a top-tier Joust player to guarantee victory for myself and lower the possibility of said top-tier player's overall tourney chances. Must be willing to claim we are friends and we made alliances based on the "theme" of the AGOT books, since the books are all about alliances, treachery and intrigue. Also, must be willing to bow down and kiss my feet when I will the overall title.

If interested, please contact "mythlete" (name changed to protect the non-innocent) at Gencon in August.

btw....I'm just kidding! I'm not planning on attending Gencon. I just hated that all of you hijacked my thread stating that I was back and giving MY OPINIONS on the game and turned it into a MELEE vs. JOUST debate! I would never play this way. Not my style. If I can't persuade you during a game I'm playing, I don't deserve to win Melee. Takes all of the fun out of competition!

mathlete said:

I'm in. You'll just have to cover my flight and other expenses and pay for a marriage counsellor afterwards.

mathlete said:

**** you!

mathlete said:

~Clearly you have not only been away from the game, but from the internet.

Oh and ....Penguins suck! How's Crosby's head? Hahahahahaha

Saturnine said:

~For sure, John NEVER hyjacked threads back in the day...

You are always part of my posse bud. You still have the chaps.

mathlete said:

It doesn't surprise me at all that the Melee vs Joust debate started. You gave very strong opinions that Joust is the Only Game that Matters. You hit the hot button with alot of people that love the Melee game.

~ I see that not only is your game rusty, but also your mind control skills over the masses.

Dobbler said:

I'll bring along my Targ for melee...now who did you want me to go after?

Wait, wait, wait.... I think we're all missing out on the most important part of this post.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GENCON?!?!?!?

Kennon said:

Baby steps, Kennon...baby steps. Getting him to Kubla is the priority to getting back in his good graces. GenCon is a much better $$ and time commitment.

I still haven't opened anything since Gencon 2008! I have everything sitting here on my table just waiting to be opened! Then....gotta sort...then attempt deckbuilding. Baby steps for sure. Besides, if Kennon is gonna be there, I'm not going. Ever since I lost to him, I basically quit playing this game! LOL (j/k Will!)

Wait, you mean I'm single handedly responsible for driving the greatest player ever out of this game?

I am WAY more of a badass than I thought!

If I were you, I would train a group of high school cheerleaders (all over 18 of course) to sort of play the game and then show up at GenCon with a Harem-Posse in anime style cheerleader outfits that would distract all the other males =D

mathlete said:

~You had me til the foot-fetish. If we could discuss other fetish possibilities, I would be happy to join your posse.

O agree that alliances should be made in game, but I'm not trying to hijack your thread.