Since the most probable choices are already taken, I'll go with either:
1) The Laughing Storm costs 4 or 5.
or
2) When at least one card would be discarded from your hand during an intrigue challenge and the Laughing Storm is standing , kneel The Laughing Storm instead.
I'll go with option 2). It still allows TLS to trigger Val once for draw (twice or three times with Bara stand tech), puts him in line with cards like 'I never bet against my family' and allows some quirky draw combos without being too easy.
Oh, and I'd also want to blame my own workload for not being able to post nearly as quick as Darksbane...
Good competition btw.