FFG's secret lab

By Souvorov2, in Tide of Iron

As we are all desperately waiting for Fury of the Bear, I think it is time to stop complaining and give some credit to FFG. I personally never believed that it took so much time to release Duke Nukem forever on PCs so there must be something going on at FFG headquarters. Here are some possible scenarios:

- FFG wanted to create a really "living game" and due to an incident in there secret necromancy lab several zombies ate the game designers and spilled goo over all the artworks delaying the game release.

- In order to make all the figs, maps and counters fit into the FoB box the FFG team had to use some new kind of shrinking beam stolen in an old KGB secret base. Due to a miscalculation with the shrinking beam (The instructions were in russian) FFG lost the whole developing crew crushed alive under 15 tons "Light damage" counters.

So if you too, you don't believe that so many things can go wrong in game developing, let us know what you think is happening at FFG...

I want some of what he's smoking. gran_risa.gif

kaufschtick said:

I want some of what he's smoking. gran_risa.gif

aye, me too, sir. :-)

kaufschtick said:

I want some of what he's smoking. gran_risa.gif

I don't recommend smoking the little plastic soldiers…

…if you do the government will take them away from all of us. lengua.gif