I know. I know. I will succumb one of these days.
Awwwwww crap!
thebraz said:
Does that mean that the other retirees among us need to shell out some money and start playing again?
Absolutely Chris! Do it!
John you should come to Boston, maybe if you showed up in person we could get Ethan and Mainn to play again.
do i hear you suggesting an east coast AGOT tour of sorts, bloody?
complete with tour bus and loyal groupies?
Uh... groupies? o_0... hmm. That would be nice. That could be a way to promote Agot LCG... a game where champions get groupies.
But I think it would make the game less appealing to female players. (Then again... a female champion could get male groupies I suppose so maybe not.)
bloodycelt said:
But I think it would make the game less appealing to female players. (Then again... a female champion could get male groupies I suppose so maybe not.)
If I wasn't married I'd be any female champion's groupie, I can tell you that much.
Ratatoskr said:
bloodycelt said:
But I think it would make the game less appealing to female players. (Then again... a female champion could get male groupies I suppose so maybe not.)
If I wasn't married I'd be any female champion's groupie, I can tell you that much.
~Isn't Luke close enough? Those dreamy eyes...*sigh*
rings said:
~Isn't Luke close enough? Those dreamy eyes...*sigh*
Don't forget his willingness to play topless.
~ Isn't Luke bishonen enought to be a groupie for the male champions ?
(bishonen < male character that was drawn by CLAMP. )
John, do you promise to be "non-competitive" when we get to play each other again, because, that would be awesome!
Joking aside, I really hope you can make it to Kubla this year. I know that Rings has been feeling empty inside after missing last year and he's looking to come back with a force! (and hopefully drag Jesse back with him). We are organizing the events now, and I'll be bugging you about showing up from time to time over the next 3 months!
~This is better than Favre's return after retiring...again.
finitesquarewell said:
do i hear you suggesting an east coast AGOT tour of sorts, bloody?
complete with tour bus and loyal groupies?
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Oh man, this idea holds such promise!
- Bus tour starts right after Gencon.
- Large screen TV on the bus is showing all 10 episodes of the HBO Game of Thrones series...on a continuous loop.
- The books are also being continually read outloud. I vote for Damon, have you heard the sweet tones of his voice? Heck yeah!
- All groupies on the bus are doused the New Card Scent Cologne/perfume
- Male players get the female groupies, Female players get the male groupies. Kennon gets the androgynous groupies.
- Nate is driving the bus. Only seems fitting since they he has been charge of the direction of GoT card game for so long.
- Ktom sits right next to Nate. Who needs GPS, mapquest, or google maps when you have Ktom? Every interpretation of any official document or map is handled by our resident rules guru.
- Rings is keeping the whole bus supplied with beverages. Zeiler and Rings are continually in a state of inebriation. Rings calls Zeiler "Zigler", Zeiler yells at Rings. Then they take more shots while in a group hug.
- People continually try to play games with Lars, but he insists on having large scale, controversial discussions that never end.
- Dobbler and finitesquarewell play a game that attracts the entire bus as an audience. The watchers don't care who wins, they simply want to see whose head explodes first from an oversized ego. My money is on me.
- Mathlete comes on the bus, gets off the bus, then gets back on. He is revered with hero-like worship upon his return. And is showered with one too many cheerleader jokes.
- Casey G comes on the bus, gets off the bus, then gets back on. That was one freaky long smoke break!
- The Europeans get upset that we didn't make it easier for them to get on our bus. So they create their own GoT Bus tour. And yes, their bus is twice as big as ours. And it definitely has more females.
- Longclaw is mounted on the front of the bus as a hood ornament. What better way to attract more players than with his silver-topped sexiness! Plus, if Longclaw isn't actually in the bus, none of us get subjected to 3 hours games, getting locked down by his control decks.
- StagLord brings a friend. His name is Spell Check. And then he proceeds to ignore him the entire trip.
Oh man, I have so much more...this would totally rock!
It's a bus, so naturally you should have John Madden drawing circles around Erick's mustache and the other players butts.
WolfgangSenff said:
It's a bus, so naturally you should have John Madden drawing circles around Erick's mustache and the other players butts.
Heck no! Madden doesn't deserve a spot on the bus, he doesn't have anything to do with Thrones! Instead, we can just bring on George R R Martin and have him write narrative about Erick's mustache and other players butts.
rings said:
~Isn't Luke close enough? Those dreamy eyes...*sigh*
~He's that guy on Pinch of Powder, right? *shudder*. I'm convinced his mug's the main reason nobody ever plays that card...
Syd said:
~This is better than Favre's return after retiring...again.
~In a related story, Mathlete texted me a picture of his junk. At least that is what I think it was.
Dobbler...wow, man. ~Did that take awhile or are you that creative? And if so...really?
Very funny man.
Dobbler said:
- All groupies on the bus are doused the New Card Scent Cologne/perfume
Is it weird that I really wish this product existed?
@FFG & WHOEVER PROGRAMMED THIS MESSAGE BOARD. THIS THING HAS THE CRAPPIEST QUOTING AND COPY/PASTE FUNCTIONALITY I'VE EVER SEEN!
OK, *whew* now that I've got that out of my system.
@Dobbler- I'm strangely ok with this.
@Darksbane- No, I completely agree with the desire for that product.
I second a new card scent.
I would also like to add that antique book is another scent that would be hot. I could then say "Hey baby, let me read that sexy thang!"
(Or maybe I should go archaic. "Salutations kind woman. Would you allow a gentle soul such as myself to have sweet congress, and die in your fair arms?")
< note in Archaic english you is formal, while thou is informal... just an fyi.