So I was playing in Tampa the other day, with this Fire deck that was wrecking everyone in my home store, and then this group of guys in black shirts turned up last week and completely crushed my whole group. So I asked one of them how I could make my deck better, and he told me to add some really good symbols to my deck. I went from playing mono-fire Talim to Chaos/Fire Talim.

That same day, I got a flat tire, and a bus full of swim suit models pulled over to help me change it. It was totally amazing. When I got home from work, I found out that I had won $400 from a $5 lotto ticket. If that isn't cool enough, my apartment complex got bought by new people and rent is now $200 dollars cheaper!

Dual-symboling is awesome!

Or is it just me?

Sounds like pure dumb luck to me but an amusing tale nonetheless

I met the love of my life and got married soon afterwards once I turned my All deck into an All/Order deck.

I got promoted to district manager when I started dual-symboling.

I was totally in a rut when I was running single symbol decks. I had a dead-end job, no girlfriend, a crappy apartment and I was pretty sure that I was losing my hair.

But now that I've started Multi-symboling, everything's turned around! I'm my own boss, I live in a fabulous coastal villa, I've got a full head of luscious hair and I'm sleeping with YOUR wife!

Thank you, Multi-symboling! You've turned my life around!

O.O; .... of course I could be wrong.

This thread is a complete waste of time. Just because your life happens to become better does not mean it is because of some card game.

Cascade said:

When I was mono-symboling, I was stuck in a dead end marriage...

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Hey!

First of all XD at this thread title.

Secondly, it's true I was running an air Hanzo deck and then made it TRI symbol and haven't lost since!

Earth FTW by the way it's the best symbol around!

Regular monosymbol decks don't work when they're wet. This works wet OR dry.

This is for the house. The car. The boat. The RV.

Multisymbol holds TWENTY TIMES its weight in Liquid Form. It just does the work! Look at this! Why do you want to do twice the work? Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess.

Here's some Evil, Death, Water, pet stains, not only is the damage gonna be on top, *lifts deck* there's your mildew, that is gonna smell. Now we're gonna do this in real time. Look at this, put it on the deck, turn it over! Without even putting any pressure, 50% of the jank? Right there , you follow me camera guy? The other 50%, the color starts to come up. No other strategy does that. Look at this, virtually dry on the bottom.

Multisymbol decks, you'll saw WOW every time. Just listen to these real user testimonials!

"I can't live without it! I love it!"

"Oh my gosh, I don't even buy paper towels anymore"

"If you own a collection or any other cards, you'd be out of your mind not to own one of these!"

"All I can say is, multi- WOW "

>_>

Edo48 said:

Fool, our lives are not better for reasons of a card game, they are better because we multi-symbol!

Take today for example. I was walking into the kitchen to make some lunch. Had I been mono-symbol, I would have settled for beans on toast. Because of my multi-symbol awesomeness I was instead able to partake of roast chicken, fresh salad and a finely chilled chablis.

Just think what multi-symboling could do for... you!

Yeah, so I was trolling for a girl, and I multi-symboled...

Lemme tell you, DON'T DO THAT.

Oh look.

Another forum meme.

How quaint.

well for me, my whole world changed when i decided to splash good in my mono water galord deck. i used to be in an abusive relationship, overweight, and balding but now with the addition of that extra symbol my hair is thicker than ever, im on an amazing diet program, and im with someone who lets me use regular bandages on my cuts instead of salt-water strips.

This garbage of a topic should be left in the soap box or some other subcategory. It doesn't contribute to strategy at all in anyway and it seems like some guys just wanting to waste time and making fun of the other furom topic. This is one of the few reasons I don't really post about UFS anymore, there are no active mods on this site, and I guess this is the result.

Before Multi-Symboling:

sir_shajir said:

After Multi-Symboling:

Zeratul90 said:

Wafflecopter said:

Gah hwo dare you quote SCAM-WOW. You singlehandedly ruined this fantastic thread.

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Anyways so I tries to multisymbols some liliths and all i can say was Issssss Niicccceeeee, she was niiiicccceeee, the lawyer was niiiccceeeee, the gief belt was niccceee, marriage was niiiccceee, is niccceeeee at lame Borat reference folks.

Are you people fscking stupid or something?

TripsEX said:

Lighten up dude <.< were just having fun.

Solstice said:

TripsEX said:

I was until I multisymboled my Alex deck. Now im smart, smart, smart, SMRT.

TripsEX said:

Secounded this is seriously the most pointless and useless thread ever. This is the kind of post that makes these forums rather irrelevent and needless if all anyone can do is post spam and useless information

Solstice said:

You're spamming the forums with useless crap.

Archimedes said:

Scuba threads / General Forum Threads are pretty goddamned useless crap from this side of the fence.

sir_shajir said:

If you want intelligent discussion, create it. Because all you're doing now is contributing to this and being just a general jerk. If you don't like a thread you ignore it. All you served to do was bump it and feed people more stuff to make comments on. If you're not willing to create intelligent conversation, or discussion, which you seem wholy unwilling to do with your above statements, then don't ***** when people aren't talking about what you want to talk about.