I'm sure some of the people here will appreciate it, so here's the link.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/8/15burns.html

Excellent.

A sample from those too lazy to copy the link:

Chocolate Cherry Cordial

You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.

Hello.

And thank your very much for providing us with this fine piece of delicious art.

Ia! Ia!

Mad

Thanks for the link..

I Don't know why, but when I read them, my inner voice reads them in a Christopher Lee voice..