Brother Praetus said:
Inquisitor Omandi looked at the assembled team before him and thought for a moment. Finally, he nodded and locked eyes with the one chosen for this duty.
"Brother Octavius, we are in need of someone to perform a mission most dire."
Octavius' shoulders squared, "My lord?"
"Report to mess barrack 13-A for tuber scrubbing duty. This is punishment for your 'accidental' discharge of your bolter in the munitions depot, causing the premature detonation of more than one-hundred 'Earthshaker" shells for the 322nd Maccabian Artillery Battalion. This punishment has already been approved by your Sergeant. Step lively, and double time, MARINE!"
The moral of the story, even a marine can get stuck on KP. 
-=Brother Praetus=-
I admit, I laughed my arse off
Very nice!
But yea, that's a perfect example of how to twist a mission any soldier/diplomat could do and make it into something for the Deathwatch to do
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Enjoy.