Brother Praetus said:
Inquisitor Omandi looked at the assembled team before him and thought for a moment. Finally, he nodded and locked eyes with the one chosen for this duty.
" Brother Octavius, we are in need of someone to perform a mission most dire."
Octavius' shoulders squared, " My lord? "
" Report to mess barrack 13-A for tuber scrubbing duty. This is punishment for your 'accidental' discharge of your bolter in the munitions depot, causing the premature detonation of more than one-hundred 'Earthshaker" shells for the 322nd Maccabian Artillery Battalion. This punishment has already been approved by your Sergeant. Step lively, and double time, MARINE !"
The moral of the story, even a marine can get stuck on KP.
-=Brother Praetus=-
I admit, I laughed my arse off
Very nice!
But yea, that's a perfect example of how to twist a mission any soldier/diplomat could do and make it into something for the Deathwatch to do
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Enjoy.