6 hours ago, BigPoppaPalpatine said:I for one am excited to see more Democrat policies that require printing off money. Can't wait for the middle class to have their savings eroded by inflation. They are mostly white males anyway. And the white males who oppose us will just negotiate us down and call it a win. I say we give out 100 gagillion dollars to the poor. They'll just negotiate to 100 zillion anyway.
Let's lock things down more so people don't have jobs. Then again, my movie buddies need to eat. So, we'll set up next to your old restaurant. It's not like you're using it.
Better yet, let's really screw with them... we'll shut their businesses down, give them money, and then they'll give it to Amazon. It's not like we left them much else. Then those smucks will complain about Amazon instead of us. Hahahaha.
Those states that reopened and have a low amount of deaths are just lying. Woe is them for not bowing down to our science. Let's silence all others who worship a science that is not our own. Ours is the one true science.
Let's forgive all loans. Free healthcare. Everyone gets a dog and cat! We'll just found Oprah to hand stuff out. Let's just keep accelerating the printing of money. It's for the greater good. Maybe not yours in the long run, but who cares. The future is so far away.
Boil down all talking points to simple slogans like "don't abuse puppies". If you disagree that we can do whatever we want, then you're an animal abuser. So, let me burn or steal your stuff, you reincarnation of Michael Vick.
Did I get it right? Am I fitting in yet? I don't want to have the watchdogs try to remove me from the public or get me fired. Don't want to find myself on these far right lists. The Dems aren't fascists. No sir. I welcome my new overlords with open arms. I will obey.
I'm struggling to find the Armada angle here 🤣