Shutdown

By Ginkapo, in Star Wars: Armada

I'm surprised they didnt set Tuesday as the date for shutting the forum. Seems fitting to be the day Palpatine leaves office.

FFG missing another trick? Or Disney in cahoots with the Dark Lord?

3 minutes ago, Ginkapo said:

I'm surprised they didnt set Tuesday as the date for shutting the forum. Seems fitting to be the day Palpatine leaves office.

FFG missing another trick? Or Disney in cahoots with the Dark Lord?

Cool story bro

6 hours ago, Ginkapo said:

I'm surprised they didnt set Tuesday as the date for shutting the forum. Seems fitting to be the day Palpatine leaves office.

FFG missing another trick? Or Disney in cahoots with the Dark Lord?

Just replacing one empire with another. We will still be in the dark times. This is no longer the nation I swore to defend. Hopefully someday it will be again, but the last few asshats who have won are only making things worse.

1 hour ago, cynanbloodbane said:

Just replacing one empire with another. We will still be in the dark times. This is no longer the nation I swore to defend. Hopefully someday it will be again, but the last few asshats who have won are only making things worse.

Apparently the bait was too strong. I'm getting hatemail but no one willing to respond in thread. Says it all really. ๐Ÿ˜

37 minutes ago, Ginkapo said:

Apparently the bait was too strong. I'm getting hatemail but no one willing to respond in thread. Says it all really. ๐Ÿ˜

They know these to be socialist*-infested waters.

And true to their ideology, socialists work in packs. ๐Ÿ˜‰

In all seriousness, are you trying to hit that Wednesday shutdown date? Because you know this can't end well...

*""

16 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

They know these to be socialist*-infested waters.

And true to their ideology, socialists work in packs. ๐Ÿ˜‰

In all seriousness, are you trying to hit that Wednesday shutdown date? Because you know this can't end well...

*""

Can we really let the forum pass away peacefully?

Is it just me or is Biden CGI Tarkin?

48 minutes ago, Ginkapo said:

Can we really let the forum pass away peacefully?

Is it just me or is Biden CGI Tarkin?

All right, all right. Let's burn it all.

It's the other way around: CGI Tarkin was live-action Joe Biden.

Liberal-aligned Hollywood wanted a clever reference to the events prophesied by the Cook/Soros superintelligence and the Lizard People, so they decided to get it out of the way before COVID-19 and World War III, which will cut into box office figures even more.

Tarkin's feud with an incompetent, blustering blond narcissist who can't produce results prevents him from addressing the real issues: collusion with foreign powers by key figures (Galen), poor foreign policy in general, failures in cybersecurity, and an unprepared force failing to guard a crucial facility in humiliating fashion. All set to environmental disasters (Scarif and Jedha) and the preventable deaths of countless Imperials (granted these are impending, not concurrent.) Eventually, blond buffoon fails to silence the media (giant satellite dish, it's not subtle) and falls to a woman, a Mexican guy, and the very institutions he once commanded.

And through all this, it's not clear Tarkin's a significantly better choice.

Biden wasn't too keen on the role (he wanted Dodonna, couldn't grow the beard) but soon warmed to it after realizing he wouldn't need to speak for any real period of time.

There's a reason people like Rogue One so much, you know. It's truly innovative writing, even by typical Star Wars political allegory standards.

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I am out of reactions.

I am curious to know the value of โ€œfewโ€, though. Two? Three? Four?
It canโ€™t be five, because that means the last good one was Carter, and Iโ€™m the only Carter fan I know.

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1 hour ago, LTD said:

I am out of reactions.

I am curious to know the value of โ€œfewโ€, though. Two? Three? Four?
It canโ€™t be five, because that means the last good one was Carter, and Iโ€™m the only Carter fan I know.

Heck it, let's start whipping bombs. REAL Christians like Carter because he actually practices what he preaches.

I'd say someone should use some imperial metric, like pancake/siege or similar, just to confuse the heck out of the European readers :D

1 hour ago, Rimsen said:

I'd say someone should use some imperial metric, like pancake/siege or similar, just to confuse the heck out of the European readers :D

This European can measure a field in furlongs and chains and measure a depth in fathoms.

I'm straight from the 80s. The 1880s.

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As much as I want to contribute to this conversation one way or another, I'm hoping the community survives and migrates (swarmada.net, boardgamegeek.com and maybe someday at AMG). Conversations like these aren't conducive that, so I'll continue to get my news/troll at the standard alt-right and alt-left websites. ๐Ÿ˜‹

5 hours ago, LTD said:

I am out of reactions.

I am curious to know the value of โ€œfewโ€, though. Two? Three? Four?
It canโ€™t be five, because that means the last good one was Carter, and Iโ€™m the only Carter fan I know.

Carter's approval ratings, like Bill Cosby's, have flipped since the late 70's. Except they've gone in the other direction.

42 minutes ago, thestag said:

As much as I want to contribute to this conversation one way or another, I'm hoping the community survives and migrates (swarmada.net, boardgamegeek.com and maybe someday at AMG). Conversations like these aren't conducive that, so I'll continue to get my news/troll at the standard alt-right and alt-left websites. ๐Ÿ˜‹

They all have moderators unlike this site.

1 hour ago, Ginkapo said:

They all have moderators unlike this site.

This is true. But considering the political divide in America, is that something we want on our forum for plastic spaceships? I'd love to have a calm, civilized conversation about such things. And while it seems that this community should be able to do such things since our bond is beyond politics, that's obviously not in the reach of some of us as you experienced with your hate mail.

Do I agree with your post? I'm not going to say for 3 reasons. First, I don't think this is the time or place. Second, I don't want to receive anonymous hate mail. And third, I want this community to stick together as best as possible. I've never been the most active member here, but I visit several times a week to keep up on events, blogs and the like. Armada is already in a questionable situation. We may never get another wave, or we may look back on all of this fondly because of the good job AMG did. Either way, leaving this place in ashes isn't going to help anyone.

Sorry if that sounded rant-y. I just think everything's too politicized today. I play with plastic minis and visit the associated forums to get away from that. Maybe I'll move to the other forum(s) and not look back here. Thanks for the memories.

I would love to contribute to this conversation but the responses so far have surpassed my skills and eloquence and would only provide a feeble level of political snarkiness. Carry on my good fiends and "Remember Admiral Nelson!"

13 minutes ago, Grand Admiral Buford said:

Carry on my good fiends and "Remember Admiral Nelson!"

"Never mind manoeuvres, always go at them."

2 hours ago, thestag said:

Snip.

Star Wars Armada Discord has banned politics talk as its just never civil over the internet. Not much consideration for listening to others

11 hours ago, LTD said:

"Never mind manoeuvres, always go at them."

With a wall ๐Ÿงฑ of text!

Long my the great wall of Nelson be remembered!

The wonderful thing about being an Aussie is that I can enjoy the American politics theatre without having to really care about the outcome.

1 minute ago, Flengin said:

The wonderful thing about being an Aussie is that I can enjoy the American politics theatre without having to really care about the outcome.

I'd love to be able to do the same. Sadly, the buffoons in charge of the uk have spent the past 4 years emulating their buffoon far too much.

Be your own buffoon. Own your buffoonery properly!

48 minutes ago, Flengin said:

The wonderful thing about being an Aussie is that I can enjoy the American politics theatre without having to really care about the outcome.

If only Murdoch felt the same way.

2 hours ago, Flengin said:

The wonderful thing about being an Aussie is that I can enjoy the American politics theatre without having to really care about the outcome.

Except we need the yanks in, the Chinese out, and Japan down. Any Australian who thinks we can get by without a superpower on our side is... mistaken.

A strong US is absolutely in our interest.

I for one am excited to see more Democrat policies that require printing off money. Can't wait for the middle class to have their savings eroded by inflation. They are mostly white males anyway. And the white males who oppose us will just negotiate us down and call it a win. I say we give out 100 gagillion dollars to the poor. They'll just negotiate to 100 zillion anyway.

Let's lock things down more so people don't have jobs. Then again, my movie buddies need to eat. So, we'll set up next to your old restaurant. It's not like you're using it.

Better yet, let's really screw with them... we'll shut their businesses down, give them money, and then they'll give it to Amazon. It's not like we left them much else. Then those smucks will complain about Amazon instead of us. Hahahaha.

Those states that reopened and have a low amount of deaths are just lying. Woe is them for not bowing down to our science. Let's silence all others who worship a science that is not our own. Ours is the one true science.

Let's forgive all loans. Free healthcare. Everyone gets a dog and cat! We'll just found Oprah to hand stuff out. Let's just keep accelerating the printing of money. It's for the greater good. Maybe not yours in the long run, but who cares. The future is so far away.

Boil down all talking points to simple slogans like "don't abuse puppies". If you disagree that we can do whatever we want, then you're an animal abuser. So, let me burn or steal your stuff, you reincarnation of Michael Vick.

Did I get it right? Am I fitting in yet? I don't want to have the watchdogs try to remove me from the public or get me fired. Don't want to find myself on these far right lists. The Dems aren't fascists. No sir. I welcome my new overlords with open arms. I will obey.

4 minutes ago, BigPoppaPalpatine said:

I for one am excited to see more Democrat policies that require printing off money. Can't wait for the middle class to have their savings eroded by inflation. They are mostly white males anyway. And the white males who oppose us will just negotiate us down and call it a win. I say we give out 100 gagillion dollars to the poor. They'll just negotiate to 100 zillion anyway.

Let's lock things down more so people don't have jobs. Then again, my movie buddies need to eat. So, we'll set up next to your old restaurant. It's not like you're using it.

Better yet, let's really screw with them... we'll shut their businesses down, give them money, and then they'll give it to Amazon. It's not like we left them much else. Then those smucks will complain about Amazon instead of us. Hahahaha.

Those states that reopened and have a low amount of deaths are just lying. Woe is them for not bowing down to our science. Let's silence all others who worship a science that is not our own. Ours is the one true science.

Let's forgive all loans. Free healthcare. Everyone gets a dog and cat! We'll just found Oprah to hand stuff out. Let's just keep accelerating the printing of money. It's for the greater good. Maybe not yours in the long run, but who cares. The future is so far away.

Boil down all talking points to simple slogans like "don't abuse puppies". If you disagree that we can do whatever we want, then you're an animal abuser. So, let me burn or steal your stuff, you reincarnation of Michael Vick.

Did I get it right? Am I fitting in yet? I don't want to have the watchdogs try to remove me from the public or get me fired. Don't want to find myself on these far right lists. The Dems aren't fascists. No sir. I welcome my new overlords with open arms. I will obey.

You win. Nobody else should produce anything nearly as rancid as this. It makes me ready to return my organic kale-spirulina smoothie back to the environment.

We just sunk below mainstream Reddit and into YouTube comments. Anything worse and we turn into 4chan.

Close those blast doors, mods.

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