What would he look like??

I imagine he'd look like this:

I expect his text would sound something like "While you perform an attack, *werr uoowhe errs* if you are not stressed."

You would have to tell your opponent "That is valuable Techno Union property!" anytime they shot at your ships. Oh, and you get to deploy some fancy remotes (they look cool, and do nothing).

Maybe a calc-based sense-style ability a la Echo being captured? Same or similar wording to sense or informant but with a calculate spend and adds calculate, and not too cheap to boot.

10 hours ago, Npmartian said:

Maybe a calc-based sense-style ability a la Echo being captured?

Echo Tactical Relay when!?!

Wat Tambor:

When you activate, you may spend 1 charge to TURN UP THE BASS.

At the start of the engagement phase, if THE BASS is TURNED UP, you may vigorously shake the table until a maximum of one enemy ship falls over and is destroyed. Any other friendly ships that fall over are also destroyed.

2 charges, non-recurring.

I must say that my disappointment is immeasurable. I was hoping for the 10 min. version...