I have a what-if. What would a Jar-Jar Binks officer do?

Let's pretend for a moment that the Clone Wars starter set is out and they have a new slot for non-military personnel. What text would you put on Jar-Jar's card?

I have some ideas:

From the grave: 3 points "After revealing your command dial you may discard this card. If you do, you may search through your previously discarded cards and choose one to immediately equip to a friendly ship. You cannot choose this card. You can only equip the chosen card to a ship that could normally accept the upgrade."

The inverse of Hando: 2 points "Discard this card to place two raid tokens on one or more friendly ships. Then place two raid tokens of other types onto two enemy ships or one enemy ship."

A weird intel officer: 5 points "[Red critical] exhaust this card to choose one defense token type. Choose and spend one token of this type on the defender's ship and one on your ship. The chosen token must be able to be spent on both ships."

Lucrehulk Titles Fortressa and Lucrehulk Prime allow the Rebellion to use a Lucrehulk.

2 hours ago, BaronIveagh said:

Lucrehulk Titles Fortressa and Lucrehulk Prime allow the Rebellion to use a Lucrehulk.

Like with the Quasar issue, the titles can't be a different faction than the ship card, so the Lucrehulk would have to come with a Rebel-aligned ship card. At which point, titles are irrelevant. . .