What If ..?

By Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun, in Star Wars: Legion

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Somewhere in an alternate universe the classic adventures of Rey and Kylo Ren were deemed non-canon after Dreamworks purchased Lucasfilm.

thanks to u/megakyle

In this timeline Oprah became President and the whole World (and it’s Moonbase, Mars and asteroid colonies) were al at Peace.

Also in this timeline, you could eat all the ice cream you wanted and not put on weight, and drink all the tequila you wanted and not call ex girlfriends.

1 hour ago, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

In this timeline Oprah became President and the whole World (and it’s Moonbase, Mars and asteroid colonies) were al at Peace.

I can believe everything except this ... I believe this would happen about as much as I believe that DJTrump would lead the world into Peace

41 minutes ago, buckero0 said:

I can believe everything except this ... I believe this would happen about as much as I believe that DJTrump would lead the world into Peace

Like George Clooney in Oceans Eleven, I thought that she would be the least polarizing joke name I could drop. We stand corrected.

4 hours ago, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

Like George Clooney in Oceans Eleven, I thought that she would be the least polarizing joke name I could drop. We stand corrected.

I'm just teasing you.

Cthulu for 2020. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?

20 hours ago, TauntaunScout said:

Cthulu for 2020. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?

You think we got the lesser of two evils??

Cthulhu had vision!! And a better health plan.

7 minutes ago, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

You think we got the lesser of two evils??

Cthulhu had vision!! And a better health plan.

Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.

Why not go the full 10 miles and vote Elmo as president. His inauguration speech is an instructional song!

On 1/29/2020 at 5:55 AM, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

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Somewhere in an alternate universe the classic adventures of Rey and Kylo Ren were deemed non-canon after Dreamworks purchased Lucasfilm.

thanks to u/megakyle

In this timeline Oprah became President and the whole World (and it’s Moonbase, Mars and asteroid colonies) were al at Peace.

And Dreamworks released three new movies: The Thrawn Trilogy as episodes 7, 8 and 9...

And the fanbase is deeply polarized with some loving the new films, some ambivalent and a vocal minority decrying them as non canon garbage becuase they completely ignore the stories of Rey and Kylo.

13 hours ago, ArcticJedi said:

Why not go the full 10 miles and vote Elmo as president. His inauguration speech is an instructional song!

🎶 “This is how we fix the Electoral College ... the Electoral College.” 🎶

On 1/29/2020 at 2:55 PM, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

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Somewhere in an alternate universe the classic adventures of Rey and Kylo Ren were deemed non-canon after Dreamworks purchased Lucasfilm.

thanks to u/megakyle

In this timeline Oprah became President and the whole World (and it’s Moonbase, Mars and asteroid colonies) were al at Peace.

And then Mars seceded and the asteroid colonies (or shall we say *belt*) started demanding independence and everything went downhill. There's at least a book worth of stories right there! Especially if we include glowing alien goop.

23 minutes ago, Polda said:

And then Mars seceded and the asteroid colonies (or shall we say *belt*) started demanding independence and everything went downhill. There's at least a book worth of stories right there! Especially if we include glowing alien goop.

ha-ha. I haven't seen the new series/season since they switched to Amazon, is it any good?

SW with Thomas Jane as the detective!

20 hours ago, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

You think we got the lesser of two evils??

Cthulhu had vision!! And a better health plan.

Cthulhu as has a healthier and much more believable skin tone.

4 hours ago, buckero0 said:

ha-ha. I haven't seen the new series/season since they switched to Amazon, is it any good?

SW with Thomas Jane as the detective!

I loved it and the stories covered in addition to Roci crew's arc were all good. Burn Gorman as Chief Murtry was delightfuly hateable. :D

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18 hours ago, KommanderKeldoth said:

And Dreamworks released three new movies: The Thrawn Trilogy as episodes 7, 8 and 9...

And the fanbase is deeply polarized with some loving the new films, some ambivalent and a vocal minority decrying them as non canon garbage becuase they completely ignore the stories of Rey and Kylo.

Or just decrying because y’know. Thrawn is in them. “Elementary, my dear Palleon!”

I was no fan of the EU novels and I am still less than enthusiastic about the sequel trilogy.

4 hours ago, TauntaunScout said:

Or just decrying because y’know. Thrawn is in them. “Elementary, my dear Palleon!”

I was no fan of the EU novels and I am still less than enthusiastic about the sequel trilogy.

Agreed. The old EU is wildly overrated.

The sequel films are meh. The Mandalorian, Solo and Rogue One are good.

As a Canadian may I recommend

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