13 hours ago, Ling27 said:

Thats fine. I'm not saying you have to like or enjoy it. Just dont tell me I am wrong for enjoying something.

If you like it, go for it. I’m not gonna stop you. I love the movie Doom and people dump on it. I get it.

Im also not going to stop analyzing this movie as I went into it with relentlessly mediocre expectations and it managed to disappoint in a way that’s actually impressive. It’s memorably bad to me

1 hour ago, NotBatman said:

I enjoyed the movie well enough on it's face, but every single time some new specific "clarification" is presented, it makes it dumber and dumber.

It’s like the only thing dumber than JJ’s mystery boxes is when he tries to actually tell us what’s in the box.

It's not even hard hitting analysis, it's just basic stuff like "hey, didn't you say the opposite like five minutes ago?

17 hours ago, TallGiraffe said:

Got take. Bad Movie =/= not enjoyable.

Though I find the movie much too fast paced for it to be enjoyable. **** Chewie “dies” then is immediately shown to be fine. At that point I knew they weren’t going to kill any of the main cast on the good side.

By Poe. Who SAW BOTH SHIPS.
also by letting him survive it means that Rey faces no consequences whatsoever.

18 minutes ago, FourDogsInaHorseSuit said:

It's not even hard hitting analysis, it's just basic stuff like "hey, didn't you say the opposite like five minutes ago?

This.

Star Wars EP IX: "The Holdo Maneuver was a One in a Million™ chance"

Also Star Wars EP IX: "Here's a second Holdo Maneuver lol"