4 to 8 players total, Even # of players; 2 teams. 99 points max per ship total. No player may begin the game with the Resistance faction pilot "Cat." 3x3 playing area. All players must start outside range 2 of any other ship and within range one of any board edge.

Components needed; 12 hyperspace token shaped slices of salami. Place Cat, the Resistance Bomber, in neutral reserve with the upgrade "Deadman's Switch", no shield tokens, and 8 facedown damage cards. No other obstacles are used in this scenario.

When a friendly ship rolls dice during the engagement phase while overlapping a slice of salami, it may roll 1 additional die for each other friendly ship on a slice of salami, to a maximum of 6 Dice.

After rolling at least 3 dice while overlapping a slice of salami, if all results are blank results, yell "Dee, you idiot!" and exchange your ship with "Cat" out of reserve. The new "Cat" player must immediately eat all of the salami slices.

Game Length; 9 Rounds.

Meow.

35 minutes ago, Cloaker said:

4 to 8 players total, Even # of players; 2 teams. 99 points max per ship total. No player may use Resistance faction pilot "Cat." 3x3 playing area. All players must start outside range 2 of any other ship and within range one of any board edge.

Components needed; 12 hyperspace token shaped slices of salami. Place Cat, the Resistance Bomber, in neutral reserve with the upgrade "Deadman's Switch", no shield tokens, and 8 facedown damage cards. No other obstacles are used in this scenario.

When a friendly ship rolls dice during the engagement phase while overlapping a slice of salami, it may roll 1 additional die for each other friendly ship on a slice of salami, to a maximum of 6 Dice.

After rolling at least 3 dice while overlapping a slice of salami, if all results are blank results, yell "Dee, you idiot!" and exchange your ship with "Cat" out of reserve. The new "Cat" player must immediately eat all of the salami slices.

Game Length; 9 Rounds.

Meow.

Cant wait to read the responses of people who have no idea what you are talking about and just think you are insane.

10 hours ago, wurms said:

Cant wait to read the responses of people who have no idea what you are talking about and just think you are insane.

My thoughts exactly. Insane or too much catnip!

I feel like I have no choice but to endorse this. Only because there’s a rule that commandant people to yell “Dee you idiot”