So with the help of loctite ultracontrol gel and plenty of bourbon, I have managed to assemble most of the b1's.
I apologize for the frustration guys, but I don't think I've ever been that pissed off at an assembly process before and, like i said, this is with 30 years of mini assembly experience. (and the loss of dexterity over that time compared to some of the kids here probably didn't make my experience any easier - at lest in that regard I can't *****, I am not the target demographic anymore)
For those of you having a hard time, there is some amazing advice up there, especially the Simonsays3 guide. It really helped.

