Most Entertaining Squad Names

By feltipern1, in X-Wing

I was inspired to start a thread that had nothing but ridiculous squad names after reading @Boom Owl 's Worlds Meta list . My Belbullab-22 thread's long since sunk to the bottom of the pile, but I still like entertaining names or wordplay. For example, I recently flew a list I called Vipe Your Nose because its intent was to get up close and beat other lists until their noses were bloody. It used two fully-loaded Vipers (hence the "Vipe" part).

It didn't succeed with as much gusto as I'd hoped.

"Book 'Em," was Miranda, Blue Squadron Pilot, and Warden Squadron Pilot.

Pun laden, amusing or relevant squad names has been something I've always enjoyed.

The ones I can remember / find are (and seemingly aren't as funny as I remember having!):

RAC Attack - RAC & Vermeil (1st Ed)

Oicunn SMASH! - Oicunn (with Intimidation & Dauntless), Howlrunner, 2x Acadamies (1st Ed)

Blue Bloods - Countess Ryad, 2x Royal Guards (1st Ed)

Royal Punishment - Cutlass, 2x Royal Guards + something (1st Ed)

Great Ryad's Ghost - Ryad, Echo, Nu squadron pilot (1st Ed)

Petrichor - Whisper, Echo & Deathrain (cause I was feeling needlessly poetic and petrichor is the ghost of rain)

Skariff Skies - Vermeil, Duchess, Pure Sabac, Scimitar Squadron

Tarking Care of Business - Patrol Leader w. Tarkin, 4x Academy Pilots

V for Victory - Vynder, Vessery, Ved Folso

Red Tokens and You'll Like it that way! - Vermeil, Sai, Whisper (back when the Phantom carried crew) w. Vader, 0-0-0, ISB Slicer, Deathtroopers and Jamming Beam to basically put out red tokens and limit people's ability to remove them

Here to Ruin Your Day - Deathrain, Redline, Night Beast, Countdown (in the early days of 2.0 when both punishers were loaded to the absolute gills and thus threw out Trajsim bombs and tops all day long)

Got Ordnance? - Deathrain, Redline, Captain Jonus (same as the above but with Jonus to add rerolls, and more ordnance!)

A bombing striker list: Sloop, Poop, Regroup

Before Parattanni I toyed with other Attanni lists.

Names was Attanni Siblings/Attanni Bros and best one for 4 ship list was Glory4Scum.

Turned out most powerful one had most cheesy name which sticked ;)

I made an FO list not long ago, based on a Kylo/QD archetype with no Kylo and with Backdraft. Ofc, it was titled "I'll Show You The Backside".

My Asajj/Latts/Torani list is "Fatal Attraction". Which is not funny but is kinda cute.

Naturally, Fenn plus 3 is "The Fenntastic Four", but that's pretty obvious.

All of my Inquisitorius lists, which prominently feature decloaks and various Reflexes, end up being "The Unexpectables".

Ywing Anakin is big and yellow

Ergo,

Bananakin

(60) Anakin Skywalker [BTL-B Y-wing]
(2) R4 Astromech
(4) Foresight
(3) Clone Commander Cody
(5) Ion Cannon Turret
Points: 74

(42) 104th Battalion Pilot [ARC-170 Starfighter]
Points: 42

(42) 104th Battalion Pilot [ARC-170 Starfighter]
Points: 42

(42) 104th Battalion Pilot [ARC-170 Starfighter]
Points: 42

Total points: 200

3 minutes ago, ficklegreendice said:

Ywing Anakin is big and yellow

Ergo,

Bananakin

(60) Anakin Skywalker [BTL-B Y-wing]
(2) R4 Astromech
(4) Foresight
(3) Clone Commander Cody
(5) Ion Cannon Turret
Points: 74

(42) 104th Battalion Pilot [ARC-170 Starfighter]
Points: 42

(42) 104th Battalion Pilot [ARC-170 Starfighter]
Points: 42

(42) 104th Battalion Pilot [ARC-170 Starfighter]
Points: 42

Total points: 200

Love it.

Similarly...

Naboonakin

(41) Anakin Skywalker [Naboo Royal N-1 Starfighter]
(6) Collision Detector
(4) Trick Shot
(9) Plasma Torpedoes
Points: 60

(44) Plo Koon [Delta-7 Aethersprite]
(4) Calibrated Laser Targeting
Points: 48

(33) Red Squadron Bomber [BTL-B Y-wing]
(9) Seventh Fleet Gunner
(3) Dorsal Turret
Points: 45

(33) Red Squadron Bomber [BTL-B Y-wing]
(9) Seventh Fleet Gunner
(3) Dorsal Turret
Points: 45

Total points: 198

59 minutes ago, Jeff Wilder said:

"Book 'Em," was Miranda, Blue Squadron Pilot, and Warden Squadron Pilot.

Took me a minute to make the connection there - that one's nicely subtle!

1 hour ago, Jeff Wilder said:

"Book 'Em," was Miranda, Blue Squadron Pilot, and Warden Squadron Pilot.

Because having fun is against the X Wing laws?

This Is Spinal Tap

Fenn Rau and Dengar, both with Veteran Instincts (1st Edition)

I would love to know what on earth 'Leia Beef Historians' is

1 hour ago, Cuz05 said:

Love it.

Similarly...

Naboonakin

Baby bananakin

Gotta paint the n1 green, though

Humor is subjective, sometimes even morbid:

5ucking on the barrel.

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)
Total: 200

View in Yet Another Squad Builder 2.0

1 hour ago, Bobmc said:

I would love to know what on earth 'Leia Beef Historians' is

Yep

4 Belbullabs + DFS 311 = Lots of Bubbles, Lots of Trouble

Fenn + Old T + Kad Solus = I've Got a Fang

I have a Vulture list (6 Separatist Drones) carrying Cluster Missiles and Grievous with Probe Droids, TA-175 & Title that I like to call Cluster F*d. I try to keep salty language to a minimum in real life, but I felt this name suited the list.

"All of my X's live at Rex's" (4 X-Wings with Captain Rex, in first edition with the T-65 buff cards in the final wave)

I made an alternative to Dinner Squadron: Supper Squadron

T-65 X-wing - •Wedge Antilles - 63
•Wedge Antilles - Red Two (55)
Ion Torpedoes (6)
R4 Astromech (2)
Servomotor S-foils (Open) (0)

T-65 X-wing - •Thane Kyrell - 56
•Thane Kyrell - Corona Four (48)
Ion Torpedoes (6)
R4 Astromech (2)
Servomotor S-foils (Closed) (0)

RZ-1 A-wing - Green Squadron Pilot - 40
Green Squadron Pilot - (32)
Daredevil (3)
Homing Missiles (5)

RZ-1 A-wing - Green Squadron Pilot - 40
Green Squadron Pilot - (32)
Daredevil (3)
Homing Missiles (5)

Total: 199/200

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...a predecessor to Dinner Squadron: Brunch Squadron

ARC-170 Starfighter - 104th Battalion Pilot - 51
104th Battalion Pilot - (42)
Ion Torpedoes (6)
R3 Astromech (3)

Delta-7 Aethersprite - •Mace Windu - 47
•Mace Windu - Harsh Traditionalist (45)
R4 Astromech (2)

Delta-7 Aethersprite - •Ahsoka Tano - 49
•Ahsoka Tano - “Snips" (47)
R4 Astromech (2)

ARC-170 Starfighter - 104th Battalion Pilot - 51
104th Battalion Pilot - (42)
Ion Torpedoes (6)
R3 Astromech (3)

Total: 198/200

View in the X-Wing Squad Builder

...and a squadron to come long after Dinner Squadron: Fourth Meal Squadron

RZ-2 A-wing - Green Squadron Expert - 42
Green Squadron Expert - (35)
Predator (2)
Heroic (1)
Ion Missiles (4)

RZ-2 A-wing - Green Squadron Expert - 42
Green Squadron Expert - (35)
Predator (2)
Heroic (1)
Ion Missiles (4)

T-70 X-wing - •Temmin Wexley - 57
•Temmin Wexley - Snap (54)
Heroic (1)
R4 Astromech (2)
Integrated S-foils (Closed) (0)

T-70 X-wing - •Ello Asty - 59
•Ello Asty - Born to Ill (56)
Heroic (1)
R4 Astromech (2)
Integrated S-foils (Closed) (0)

Total: 200/200

View in the X-Wing Squad Builder

2 minutes ago, Force Majeure said:

I have a Vulture list (6 Separatist Drones) carrying Cluster Missiles and Grievous with Probe Droids, TA-175 & Title that I like to call Cluster F*d. I try to keep salty language to a minimum in real life, but I felt this name suited the list.

I had this name in mind for the standard Torani build :D

38 minutes ago, Hiemfire said:

Humor is subjective, sometimes even morbid:

5ucking on the barrel.

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)
Total: 200

View in Yet Another Squad Builder 2.0

Yep - morbid describes this pretty well. Still, gallows humour does have some unique funny moments, for sure. There's a lot to appreciate in something like, say, Dr. Strangelove.

1 hour ago, Hiemfire said:

Humor is subjective, sometimes even morbid:

5ucking on the barrel.

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)

Black Sun Soldier (27)
Fearless (3)
Concussion Missiles (6)
Deadman’s Switch (2)
Electronic Baffle (2)
Total: 200

View in Yet Another Squad Builder 2.0

Good thing it's not "5ucking the barrel"

All you need is one wrong glance for the "5" to read as "F"

Ahoy! (This is the name, since Emon kinda just... Starts right there with his booty facing you at the beginning.)

(74) Emon Azzameen [Firespray-class Patrol Craft]
(4) Boba Fett
(3) Seismic Charges
(5) Proton Bombs
(3) Contraband Cybernetics
(6) Shield Upgrade
(3) Elusive
(4) Andrasta
Points: 102

(48) Black Sun Assassin [StarViper-class Attack Platform]
(1) Composure
Points: 49

(48) Black Sun Assassin [StarViper-class Attack Platform]
(1) Composure
Points: 49

Total points: 200

Some of my 1.0 squad names include:

Imperial Gossip (Countess Ryad and Whisper plus filler)

AKEs and Pain (Miranda, Corran, A-wing)

Spear Fishing (Jake, Jan, and LRS Homing Missiles Miranda)

53 minutes ago, Innese said:

(48) Black Sun Assassin [StarViper-class Attack Platform]
(1) Composure
Points: 49

Don't wanna derail things, but what does Composure do for you here?