Dear FFG (An X-Wing post-game lament)

By cpdilloway, in X-Wing Battle Reports

Dear FFG...

Played a great game today, flew flawlessly, had my opponent right where I wanted him several times, taking unopposed range 1 4-dice shots...

AND I ROLLED BLANKS!!!

Not once...not twice...several times...

My opponent also rolled badly. He even whiffed on a 5-dice shot with all blanks.

This is a great game and I love playing it now that maneuvering is back, but those dice...

those dice you sell us, FFG, they are AWFUL. Cursed. Wretched. Possessed by demons.

It was terrible.

It was embarrassing.

I think you owe us both some new, uncursed dice.

Maybe then I can do a proper write up of the battle...if we are able to actually get a proper battle finished.

Thanks FFG...I'll be waiting for those new dice...

:)

(seriously...we both missed on so many rolls...it was so far off statistically average that statistically average would have been nice lol.)

Edited by cpdilloway

I'm trying to think of something nice to say to make you feel better.

But I'm drawing a blank.

:lol:

Edited by Darth Meanie
12 hours ago, Darth Meanie said:

I'm trying to think of something nice to say to make you feel better.

But I'm drawing a blank.

:lol:

way to...EVADE...his feelings

This game was HEROIC.

Lord, y'all are RUTHLESS today.

On 7/31/2019 at 7:54 PM, cpdilloway said:

:)

(seriously...we both missed on so many rolls...it was so far off statistically average that statistically average would have been nice lol.)

IMO we've probably all had days like that..