There is no punchline, but presumably, it would end with someone getting their arm cut off.
Anyway, taking those 4 ships, how would you build the list?
There is a slightly overwhelming array of options here, some already established, some notsomuch.
The notsomuch is where I'm starting my build, it makes things a little tricky with balance. Trick Shot, Col Det, Torpedo Anakin in the N-1 is a blast, so I'm sticking with it for a bit. Do share variants with alternate N-1 pilots though.
So this is what I have atm.
NaBOOnakin
(41) Anakin Skywalker [Naboo Royal N-1 Starfighter]
(9) Plasma Torpedoes
(4) Trick Shot
(6) Collision Detector
Points: 60
(43) Luminara Unduli [Delta-7 Aethersprite]
(3) Calibrated Laser Targeting
Points: 46
(44) Plo Koon [Delta-7 Aethersprite]
(4) Calibrated Laser Targeting
Points: 48
(42) 104th Battalion Pilot [ARC-170 Starfighter]
Points: 42
Total points: 196
I'd rather have CLT Obi over Lumi but that necessitates Ion Torps or APT on Ani. The R3 threat seems more useful for him but Ion will be kinda situational and possibly not consistently impactful.
Basic idea is that Ani and the ARC will be set up as seperate targets. Plo will shadow Ani and help double mod his Trick Torp. Lumi shadows the ARC and slightly aids it's survival. Ideally, the Jedi can then take advantage of the space that opens up. The ARC can then block while Ani attempts to snipe, disengaging as needed to find a new spot.
Depending on who they go for, I aim to leave options for the Jedi to move their support wholesale to either of the hitters. Otherwise, the list just operates as 2 wing pairs, cycling in and out.
I'll not be sending too many obvious early signals on how the 4 will split, slow rolling to some degree. Hopefully setting up some bait and switch.
Another alternate I was curious about, giving up the Torps to make the ARC more bashy.... Not sure on the complete lack of bid and 3 fighters with only a 2 die basic primary. A nice spread of point values though.
(41) Anakin Skywalker [Naboo Royal N-1 Starfighter]
(4) Trick Shot
(6) Collision Detector
Points: 51
(47) Obi-Wan Kenobi [Delta-7 Aethersprite]
(4) Calibrated Laser Targeting
Points: 51
(44) Plo Koon [Delta-7 Aethersprite]
(4) Calibrated Laser Targeting
Points: 48
(50) "Wolffe" [ARC-170 Starfighter]
Points: 50
Total points: 200