@punkUser Want to make some money to fund another research project? Here's what you do:
- Offer a service where players mail their dice to you.
- Make it clear that they won't get these dice back.
- You will run through a few thousand rolls with each die using your auto-roller.
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You will then mail a report back to them with the results, maddeningly confirming or denying their suspicions or superstitions. Every once in a while someone's going to get a 5% or so clutch die and howl "I knew it!". I know I would.
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The dice will be thrown out, or perhaps kept for research and demonstrations.
- With enough winning and losing dice collected, you could even run a demonstration by playing around 6 games or so with them, to show off just how much of a difference they make over the course of a long tournament. Make a video! With a PSA message of "this is why we should share dice"!
Yes, you're wickedly preying on peoples' superstitions. But it's for science! And also a bunch of us would love to see how off our dice are, if only to condemn ourselves to the knowledge that our dice were pretty mundane and it really is just how we're flying.
More seriously, I also want to express my gratitude for the veracity of your methods. It would have been so easy to just throw together a bad experiment and write an article about it, like everyone does these days (how many articles have people shoved in my face extolling the virtues of coffee, wine, injecting Gogurt directly into your veins, etc, or lamenting the evils of some product, all based on severely flawed or faked studies). It's frick'n refreshing to see really solid results and feel like we can meaningfully discuss their implications!
I look forward to sharing dice from now on, if nothing else then to make both of us feel good about the results they're producing.