Because they were filled with cake.

You're not wrong. It being an AT-AT is just icing on the cake.

This was exactly what I was expecting when I saw the title. And I couldn't be happier

That's why it's perishable..

So the Dark Side has cookies AND cake?

8 hours ago, crx3800 said:

So the Dark Side has cookies AND cake?

The Dark Side IS cookies and cake.

That's no AT-AT, it's a space cake!

Ugh.. too much fondant..