You know you have a problem when...

By Felswrath, in Star Wars: Armada

Every time I see the number 73, I think Victory I Class Star Destroyer.

Edited by Felswrath

...You consider taking damage on your car in order to turn better.

When seeing this makes you look for the objective token.

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...you throw the commanding officer out off the airplane to get a reroll on the beverages menu.

...the situation is less than optimal.

You think of how you're utilizing a nav command when you accelerate onto the freeway.

You expect your car mechanic to work without pay because you issued a repair command.

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...you see a german licence plate and think of rerolling black dice...

You see the last sandwich on the shelf at a petrol station on a Sunday and ...."It's a wrap"

lament that you should have taken bomber command center, while playing Cornhole at the first picnic of the season.

state, out loud, that your local baseball team needs to do a better job of keeping up with the meta.

wish you could Lando your dinner order after it arrives.

get completely distracted at the hardware store when you see a potential new carrying option.

you refer to every list, no matter what game, even table top RPGs, as "fleets"....

...when your wife who does not play, does not want to play and could care less about playing, tells you and your son to clear the kitchen table and make a list.

You convert currency into expansions. Is one delivery pizza worth 1 Arquitens with 1/3 flotilla for a tip?

Edited by codytx2

You already have 6 ISDs and want a 7th for no other reason than you just want it

You mean to make 7th Fleet Star Destroyers just that more accurate of a title.

You get Excited every time you see an article about an SSD only to realize it's a PC part...

You Think Spidermans Girlfriend is a pair of Ships

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20 hours ago, cynanbloodbane said:

get completely distracted at the hardware store when you see a potential new carrying option.

^^^This right here hit too close to home for me...LOL!

First tabs opened in the morning, every morning, are the Armada forum and Mel's shop on Shapeways...

You own a pelta

17 minutes ago, ExplosiveTooka said:

You own a pelta

So, since I own two Peltas, does that go from a problem to a terminal illness?

If the first step is admitting you have a problem, it might be time to move on to step two...

41 minutes ago, ExplosiveTooka said:

You own a pelta

22 minutes ago, RyonOlson said:

So, since I own two Peltas, does that go from a problem to a terminal illness?

If it does, I think that makes @Dark Stoke king of the undead? Last I saw the dude had 10.

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2 hours ago, ExplosiveTooka said:

You own a pelta

They are the only place to get Rapid launch Bays and Flechette Torpedoes, though.

...the staff at your FLGS quickly lines up in rows and begins to hum the Imperial March when you walk through the door to the store.

you Just bought the 4th mat ( Hoth) and you walk proudly in Central London carrying that big long box, waiting to be appreciated by general public who would cheer for you for your brilliant purchase,

yet you get sad when it is an eerly silent ride home, no random guys looking at your box in the tube and giving you thumbs up or people approaching to you, asking about your current fleet and brag about SSD's delay,

maybe they were jealous you think,

or maybe they don't want reveal their identities,

because every Armada player is a hero of some sort,