vs.

10. THREE WEAPON CHOICES! BBQ, long range rifle, burst rifle. And always claws and pokey sharp stick.

9. Claws + Pokey sharp stick (Critical 2, suppressive) > Horns & Head Claws (Ram 1). Dewback wins all jousts.

8. ARMOR!

7. Legitimate government creature (domesticated) vs wild terrorist torture beast.

6. FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BAD!

5. Deliberate movement vs dashing wildly about.

4. RED DEFENSE DICE vs T-shirt saves.

3. Care & feeding. Dewbacks get a spray down and air dry. Tauntauns take brushing.

2. STAR WARS!! vs a sequel.

... and ...

1. Tactics. Dewbacks take cover behind terrain:

... while Tauntauns freeze before they reach the first marker

Though I will admit ... you can use a tauntaun as a sleeping bag:

35 minutes ago, DewbackScout said:

Though I will admit ... you can use a tauntaun as a sleeping bag: 

Sorry but I think the sleeping bag part beats all your other good stuff about the dewback.

You could also add that Tauntauns smell awful. I really hope someone sprays theirs with some kind of foul odor, that would be hilarious.

3 hours ago, bllaw said:

Sorry but I think the sleeping bag part beats all your other good stuff about the dewback.

Wow, just calling out @TauntaunScout like that, huh

4 hours ago, DewbackScout said:

6. FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BAD!

This guy gets it.

All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others.