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By bobafett1228, in X-Wing

what do you do or say when you get all natural crits?

Edited by bobafett1228

“Holy ****”

Edited by ScummyRebel

“Sorry” 😬

"wow, I don't think I've ever seen that before"

what? you still have shields?!

Edited by bobafett1228

Idk about about all natrual crits, but when one of my ships just refuses to take damage, I start bustin' out "stayin' alive" by the beegees.

My opponent: *rolls* okay, three hits.

My Sheathapiede at range 3: *triple evade*

Me: 🎵 feel the city Breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive 🎵

10 minutes ago, Roller of blanks said:

when one of my ships just refuses to take damage, I start bustin' out "stayin' alive" by the beegees

one of our locals does that. I find it annoying.

“Hey everyone! Come check this out!”

5 minutes ago, PanchoX1 said:

one of our locals does that. I find it annoying.

One of your locals is a x wing god.

36 minutes ago, bobafett1228 said:

what do you do or say when you get all natural crits?

HOT DICE, BABY!!

12 minutes ago, PanchoX1 said:

one of our locals does that. I find it annoying.

Oh, so then it works. 😂

"Huh."

my absolute favorite thing to say is pew-pew...kaboom!

“Oops, those aren’t green dice. My bad.”

"I'm sorry," *chuckles apologetically* *triple evades* "See, it's even now! Except I have juke!"

Alternatively, when I get one of those sacks of salt that complain about it when their target has at least 1 shield remaining, "I have focus and an advanced targeting computer lock. There was a high chance of 3 hits with at least one of them being a crit, and given that you have a shield there, the damage output is equivalently hit, crit, crit."

1 hour ago, bobafett1228 said:

what do you do or say when you get all natural crits?

I wake up.

1 hour ago, bobafett1228 said:

what do you do or say when you get all natural crits?

I don't recall ever rolling all natural crits. *Cue the Charlie Brown Christmas Special music*

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Edited by Skitch_

“Sunny special!”

And yes, I have got 4 crits from a Sunny primary attack.

Edit: my opponent dodged 3 of them

Edited by LagJanson

What if I have Maarek Stele with Marksmanship in an IMP%2BTIE%2BADVANCED%2BX-1%2B.PNG X1 and roll Hit, Hit, Crit while you're locked in my Bulls-eye and you have to eat them all? Does that count?

I can't help but have a stupid grin when that happens.

Edited by Force Majeure
9 minutes ago, Force Majeure said:

What if I have Maarek Stele with Marksmanship in an IMP%2BTIE%2BADVANCED%2BX-1%2B.PNG X1 and roll Hit, Hit, Crit while you're locked in my Bulls-eye and you have to eat them all? Does that count?

I can't help but have a stupid grin when that happens.

it is only natural as in no rerolls or modifiers...but that would be funny.

Edited by bobafett1228

Oh, it happened--and my friend was not at all pleased that I got to choose which 3 crits he had to eat.

Everyone in my play group goes after Maarek above even Vader now.

Edited by Force Majeure

To stop myself from getting bummed with the heightened, swingy variance of 2.0 hyperspace, I've been calling unmodded or single modded shots "Yahtzees".

"Sinker is going to Yahtzee at range 1... 4 blanks", "Wedge is getting shot at range 3 obstructed; he's going to Yahtzee for 4" and so on. It helps me deal with the monopoly, gambling, slot machine, coin flip elements in the game.

"yep"