Now that the terrorist lizard-sheep have been announced, it's time to push for the legitimate government of the galaxy to have its premiere recon unit -- Dewback Scouts!
C'mon -- you know we need them.
Reasons for Dewbacks:
- The original creature, from the original movie
- Multi-environment
- Friendly, serves the legitimate government
- Ridden by great heroes like Captain Terro, Davin Felth, and Dewback Trooper
- Already made a debut in Imperial Assault
- Imperials need a single trooper heavy transport like the AT-RT
I, mean, in comparison, look at what they gave us for tauntauns:
- From that second movie
- Freeze before they reach the first marker
- Smell bad on the outside
- Fur needs lots of brushing
- Serve a bunch of terrorists
- Ridden by hated terrorists Luke Skywalker and Han Solo
- Not seen in other FFG games
So clap, you hands, stomp your feet, and raise a ruckus to get FFG to deliver!
DEWBACK! DEWBACK! FOUR LEGS GOOD, TWO LEGS BAD! FOUR LEGS GOOD, TWO LEGS BAD! DEW-BACK! DEW-BACK!