Dewbacks!! How 'bout it FFG?!

By DewbackScout, in Star Wars: Legion

Now that the terrorist lizard-sheep have been announced, it's time to push for the legitimate government of the galaxy to have its premiere recon unit -- Dewback Scouts!

C'mon -- you know we need them.

Reasons for Dewbacks:

  • The original creature, from the original movie
  • Multi-environment
  • Friendly, serves the legitimate government
  • Ridden by great heroes like Captain Terro, Davin Felth, and Dewback Trooper
  • Already made a debut in Imperial Assault
  • Imperials need a single trooper heavy transport like the AT-RT

I, mean, in comparison, look at what they gave us for tauntauns:

  • From that second movie
  • Freeze before they reach the first marker
  • Smell bad on the outside
  • Fur needs lots of brushing
  • Serve a bunch of terrorists
  • Ridden by hated terrorists Luke Skywalker and Han Solo
  • Not seen in other FFG games

So clap, you hands, stomp your feet, and raise a ruckus to get FFG to deliver!

DEWBACK! DEWBACK! FOUR LEGS GOOD, TWO LEGS BAD! FOUR LEGS GOOD, TWO LEGS BAD! DEW-BACK! DEW-BACK!