New Favorite Card

By Revert, in KeyForge

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Card is partially obscured.

Agent Hoo-man: 2 Power: Martian Agent: Elusive. ... a friendly non-Mars ... enemy non-Mars ... chosen creatures.

Most importantly, the card is 2 martians in a trench coat shushing a little girl who has figured them out. I have never cared less about the text on a card. I need 5 of these in a deck.

Edited by Revert
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I get impatient waiting for information about new releases, so I am attempting to guess the rest of the text.

Actual Text layout:

**********e a friendly non-Mars

**************enemy non-Mars

****************chosen creatures.

Best Guess:

Reap: Choose a friendly non-Mars

creature and an enemy non-Mars

creature. Stun the chosen creatures.

Stun is the word I am the least sure of. Character spacing suggests the word should be a little less wide. Because they are using a non-fixed-width font, this can be a 3 letter word, a 4 letter word that utilizes thinner letters (like l and i), or even a longer word the utilizes lots of thin letters. Arial seems to be pretty close to the font they use on the cards.

Stun is the closest I have gotten to the correct width while still seeming believable. Use is also pretty close, but it feels like the card would have said "as if they were yours". Heal is also close, but doesn't seem very thematic. Swap is slightly longer than stun, but sounds crazy enough that I couldn't not include it in this list.

Of course, if I am wrong about one of the other two lines, my spacing might be ruined entirely.

I will love this card no matter what it says, but it is also the card with the most revealed text without having all of the text revealed.

Edited by Revert
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This goes in my "moral victory" file along with Yo Mama Mastery.

Doesn't matter how the game goes, if you brought one of those cards, you have definitely won the moral victory that game.