This is perhaps the most apt one, and pretty much usable every single tournament:

*Walk into gaming store*
"Ugh... and I thought they smelled bad on the outside..."
*Plug nose as you set your box down and start getting out your list.*

Honestly, the most common quotes at my table are:

Immediately after moving a liberty with engine techs to point blank on small ships: ”Hey guys! You look like some ***holes I’m gonna kill!” - Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged.

No context needed quotes:

“Meh. He was never making it off the table anyway”

“Witness!”

“I’m crazy. Not stupid.”

"You Stuck up, Scruffy looking, Nerf herder!"

"I am altering the dice, pray I don't alter them any further"

In college I had a quote-a-day Star Wars desk calendar. Every day I would mark out one word and replace it with “pants,” then post it on my door.

Good times... Though I tend to remember the “pants” versions instead of the real ones at times...

”Your lack of [pants] concerns me, Admiral.”

”Han will have those [pants] down in time!”

...and so on.

"We have enemy ships in Sector 47."

Dramatic pause...

"It's a trap!"

When I make a fancy manuever: " Now that, is what I call podracing." Which always gets a groan or smirk

Mh fleet is painted up as republic ships, so I start games against imperials like this:

"Imperial Vessels, this is Republic Vessel Fire Upon the Deep, power down weapons and prepare to be boarded."

"No"

"Its Treason then."

And also:

"All batteries, fire on lead target vessel. Bring that ship down."

4 minutes ago, Ling27 said:

"Its Treason then."

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


Then flip the table... lol

9 minutes ago, Darth Sanguis said:

Then flip the table... lol

I understand people's dislike of the not Original Trilogy, but some people go to extremes. We had one guy locallg who stopped playing Xwing and Armada because they launched clone wars era stuff in both, and sequel era stuff in Xwing. He now plays Legion as far as I know... but not for long I assume.

As for more quotes:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" for when I roll dice.

"You have failed me for the last time."

"Something, something... DARK SIDE!"

Just now, Ling27 said:

I understand people's dislike of the not Original Trilogy, but some people go to extremes. We had one guy locallg who stopped playing Xwing and Armada because they launched clone wars era stuff in both, and sequel era stuff in Xwing. He now plays Legion as far as I know... but not for long I assume.

Yeah I keep getting warning points for my "Star Wars fans are the worst" posts, so I gotta save 'em for later, otherwise I'd put one here. I can't understand people who call themselves fans then get super toxic about the series.

I like Star Wars, pretty much all of it. The OT, the PT, the ST the Legends EU (even if I was annoyed by some of the writers), the new EU... Star Wars is a fun universe where the science is so fudged anything can happen.

P.S. to anyone who can answer, how many warning points before they ban you? Asking for a friend.

Just before I roll 5 red die and I need 4 damage and 1 accuracy:

"Never tell me the odds!"

When I see a friend in trouble during a game , I would go to his table and whisper,

" We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?"

When my formation gets ackbar-slashed: "hey! You're Not permitted in there! It's restricted!"

Mine isn't a quote from Star Wars, but from Chasing Amy....

When playing against Rebels and Lando is used to force a really good dice result to be rerolled.....Maaannnn "F*** Lando Calrissian!!!"

There's really no part of the conversation between @geek19 and his ships as he moves them around the board that I don't enjoy.

“Gold Squadron, hit that opening!”

"SIR, SQUADRONS HAVE ENGAGED THE ENEMY!"

I want to get boarding troopers, and get a Legion Snow trooper model painted up as a galactic marine, a storm trooper, one of the big helmet imperials, and a fleet trooper, and normal rebel trooper with goggles off shapeways. That way, like my admirals, I can put them on peoples cards when I use boarding teams.

"SIR, BOARDING TEAMS ARE AWAY!"

2 hours ago, Ling27 said:

He now plays Legion as far as I know... but not for long I assume.

to the guy you are talking about:

. <- no longer pointless

When flying cymoons against rebel scum MSU. "Intensify the forward batteries I don't want anything getting through!"

"Stay in attack formation."

"Everything is proceeding as I have forseen."

"From here you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance, and the end of your insignificant Rebellion."

"Great shot kid that was one in a million!"

After taking a big shot from my opponent "We're fine , we're all fine here now, thank you, How are you?"

"Engage those star destroyers at point blank range!"

I cant wait for the SSD... because ill always try to kill it with an A-Wing when rebels, and always try to mega-broadside it with my own.

"ALL BATTERIES, FIRE AT WILL!"

Insidious : "It came from....behind...."

7 hours ago, rasproteus said:

There's really no part of the conversation between @geek19 and his ships as he moves them around the board that I don't enjoy.

So much cursing and screaming as I run away from that Cymoon...

If you listen carefully you can sometimes hear my brilliance.