Warlords of the K'Narr Sector - rules and IC conversation

By LTD, in Star Wars: Armada Off-Topic

5 hours ago, The Jabbawookie said:

As promised, the current outlook for the Wookiee Nation:

Honorable Federation acquaintances, it is my pleasure to inform you we have broken the blockade over Gestalt and destroyed the ISD First Imperium . Production is booming, our worlds are better-garrisoned than ever before, and we are prepared to begin our push into the final few systems the Imperium can desperately cling to. If this was intended to be their great offensive, it has failed; ours has already begun, and initial signs are promising.

@GhostofNobodyInParticular If you are still willing, we would be interested in purchasing an MC80 command cruiser for 180 credits. We would have the necessary funds by turn 15 at the latest. If it is far from Cerullia, we would be grateful if you could begin the journey to meet us in orbit around the planet. If you accept, we can offer an initial payment of 90 credits immediately.

Long live the Wookiee Nation, long live the Federation.

Hey, that even rhymes...

We accept, and can get it to you by turn 14. Do you want an MC80CC or MC80AC?

37 minutes ago, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

We accept, and can get it to you by turn 14. Do you want an MC80CC or MC80AC?

A CC is perfect, thanks; it’s a pleasure doing business with you.

Transfer 90 credits to @GhostofNobodyInParticular .

Edited by The Jabbawookie
25 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

A CC is perfect, thanks; it’s a pleasure doing business with you.

Transfer 90 credits to @GhostofNobodyInParticular .

Your CC is being dispatched to DS Cerullia, same coordinates as last time.

9 hours ago, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

Your CC is being dispatched to DS Cerullia, same coordinates as last time.

If possible, we would like to accept the cruiser in orbit over the planet; it will save us some time, as we have a fleet to prevent Imperium meddling and ground troops to board the cruiser.

This may change, depending on the Imperium's next action, and we will inform you promptly if the previous deep space coordinates become wiser.

9 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

If possible, we would like to accept the cruiser in orbit over the planet; it will save us some time, as we have a fleet to prevent Imperium meddling and ground troops to board the cruiser.

This may change, depending on the Imperium's next action, and we will inform you promptly if the previous deep space coordinates become wiser.

Hmm. The ship has already been dispatched. I am not sure the destination can be changed.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

1 minute ago, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

Hmm. The ship has already been dispatched. I am not sure the destination can be changed.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

It's perfectly alright. We shall meet you at the previous deep space coordinates.

Waiting on orders from one player...

@clontroper5

Processing soon.

...HoloNet Transmission...

...To all the Citizens of the K'Narr Sector, We the Humble Jawa Traders, have remained neutral for long enough...

...We can No longer stand by and witness the atrocities of large scale war within our sector And as the Largest Nation Amongst our Trade Federation we must carry that burden...

...We have seen the Imperium Galaxis as the the aggressor, a nation of Humans that are currently trying to make Wookies into handbags. As a non human species we take great offence...

...In order to restore Peace, Prosperity, and Justice to all beings in the Sector we Have Struck a blow to the Imperium in a plea to lay down their arms...

...IMPERIUM, There will be NO FURTHER Encroachment from us unless the War with the Wookies continues...

...WOOKIES, We have come to your aid but will not fight your War, Please Lay down your arms as well. (and any Imperiums Arms you have collected)...

...To our Federation Partners The GNIPens, We have been honored to work together for one another's Safety and Prosperity. We have thought long and hard about this Decision and understand the Threat it as brought to your Nation, We apologize and understand the repercussions. But action Must be taken...

Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyet  a

1 hour ago, Matt3412 said:

...HoloNet Transmission...

...To all the Citizens of the K'Narr Sector, We the Humble Jawa Traders, have remained neutral for long enough...

...We can No longer stand by and witness the atrocities of large scale war within our sector And as the Largest Nation Amongst our Trade Federation we must carry that burden...

...We have seen the Imperium Galaxis as the the aggressor, a nation of Humans that are currently trying to make Wookies into handbags. As a non human species we take great offence...

...In order to restore Peace, Prosperity, and Justice to all beings in the Sector we Have Struck a blow to the Imperium in a plea to lay down their arms...

...IMPERIUM, There will be NO FURTHER Encroachment from us unless the War with the Wookies continues...

...WOOKIES, We have come to your aid but will not fight your War, Please Lay down your arms as well. (and any Imperiums Arms you have collected)...

...To our Federation Partners The GNIPens, We have been honored to work together for one another's Safety and Prosperity. We have thought long and hard about this Decision and understand the Threat it as brought to your Nation, We apologize and understand the repercussions. But action Must be taken...

Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyet  a

The GNIPians would like to express our profound sorrow at the loss of a valued ally and Federation partner. We thank you for the support you have given us in the past, and would like to make clear that we bear no ill-will toward you for the cancellation of our pact. We hope that your efforts do not prove futile, and would like to reiterate our neutrality to all nations in these troubled times. We are curious, however, just what effect the Jawas' actions may have? We fear that the addition of yet another armed force to the struggle may indeed exacerbate the situation and lead to more deaths than might previously have occurred.

2 hours ago, Matt3412 said:

...HoloNet Transmission...

...To all the Citizens of the K'Narr Sector, We the Humble Jawa Traders, have remained neutral for long enough...

...We can No longer stand by and witness the atrocities of large scale war within our sector And as the Largest Nation Amongst our Trade Federation we must carry that burden...

...We have seen the Imperium Galaxis as the the aggressor, a nation of Humans that are currently trying to make Wookies into handbags. As a non human species we take great offence...

...In order to restore Peace, Prosperity, and Justice to all beings in the Sector we Have Struck a blow to the Imperium in a plea to lay down their arms...

...IMPERIUM, There will be NO FURTHER Encroachment from us unless the War with the Wookies continues...

...WOOKIES, We have come to your aid but will not fight your War, Please Lay down your arms as well. (and any Imperiums Arms you have collected)...

...To our Federation Partners The GNIPens, We have been honored to work together for one another's Safety and Prosperity. We have thought long and hard about this Decision and understand the Threat it as brought to your Nation, We apologize and understand the repercussions. But action Must be taken...

Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyet  a

The Wookiees welcome this intervention, and are more than willing to allow a few plaques on the Great Wall of Arms to go bare. No territory won, however, shall be ceded. It was bought in copious Wookiee blood, both on unfamiliar battlefields and those we know as home. To the noble Jawas: though small in stature, you are large in heart. May fortune smile upon you, and expect a generous order as soon as our economy recovers from the last one. To the Gnippians: this sector is now on the cusp of becoming more peaceful than ever before. Our people eagerly await being productive neighbors with yours.

Waarrghhh wug, wuff hf raawg.

Gomjam nyeta hunya, gomjam eyeta.

⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⟒⋏⟒⋔⟟⟒⌇, ⏃⌰⍙⏃⊬⌇ ⟒⍾⎍⏃⌰.

Never enemies, always equal.

Edited by The Jabbawookie

As our first gift in the Peace Celebration, here is a map created by Wookiee cartographers. I can assure you any crucial information is either missing or wildly inaccurate (e.g. our naval strength.)

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1chOYKuEZWpXAJ6uKGunszLw8-CHC9DzptjgmxHBAUq8/edit?usp=sharing

If you can find a way to get it to your doc, it is yours to use as you like. Edits or design feedback are also entirely welcome.

Edited by The Jabbawookie
3 hours ago, Matt3412 said:

...HoloNet Transmission...

...To all the Citizens of the K'Narr Sector, We the Humble Jawa Traders, have remained neutral for long enough...

...We can No longer stand by and witness the atrocities of large scale war within our sector And as the Largest Nation Amongst our Trade Federation we must carry that burden...

...We have seen the Imperium Galaxis as the the aggressor, a nation of Humans that are currently trying to make Wookies into handbags. As a non human species we take great offence...

...In order to restore Peace, Prosperity, and Justice to all beings in the Sector we Have Struck a blow to the Imperium in a plea to lay down their arms...

...IMPERIUM, There will be NO FURTHER Encroachment from us unless the War with the Wookies continues...

...WOOKIES, We have come to your aid but will not fight your War, Please Lay down your arms as well. (and any Imperiums Arms you have collected)...

...To our Federation Partners The GNIPens, We have been honored to work together for one another's Safety and Prosperity. We have thought long and hard about this Decision and understand the Threat it as brought to your Nation, We apologize and understand the repercussions. But action Must be taken...

Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyet  a

for the Record, its the Wookies making my people into handbags!

1 minute ago, clontroper5 said:

for the Record, its the Wookies making my people into handbags!

Nnnnnoooooo.... *looks sideways guiltily*

They didn't last long in the cutthroat Wookiee fashion industry anyway. As our second gift of the celebration, we shall return all Impskin garments so that they may be reunited with their loved ones.

20 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

Nnnnnoooooo.... *looks sideways guiltily*

They didn't last long in the cutthroat Wookiee fashion industry anyway. As our second gift of the celebration, we shall return all Impskin garments so that they may be reunited with their loved ones.

gee, Im sure they want to hang Uncle Jerrys's Skin on the wall!

20 minutes ago, clontroper5 said:

gee, Im sure they want to hang Uncle Jerrys's Skin on the wall!

Well, we’re sick of hanging it in our wardrobe. You can always just give military funerals...

So did anything interesting happen this turn?

Just now, clontroper5 said:

So did anything interesting happen this turn?

Yeah, Ord Radama is mine now. Did you take anything?

6 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

Yeah, Ord Radama is mine now. Did you take anything?

Well, you're blockading it. You haven't captured it yet, right?

2 minutes ago, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

Well, you're blockading it. You haven't captured it yet, right?

In the past the invasion has auto-resolved, and LTD has processed. If it is not mine already, I have a difficult decision to make, as the certainty of that conquest was how I planned to pay you as well as shore up my borders.

Perhaps (if able) I shall allow the Imperium forces to evacuate alive in exchange for the return of Qi'ra?

Edited by The Jabbawookie
1 minute ago, The Jabbawookie said:

In the past the invasion has auto-resolved, and LTD has processed. If it is not mine already, I have a difficult decision to make, as the certainty of that conquest was how I planned to pay you.

Then let us hope you got it. :)

4 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

In the past the invasion has auto-resolved, and LTD has processed. If it is not mine already, I have a difficult decision to make, as the certainty of that conquest was how I planned to pay you as well as shore up my borders.

Perhaps (if able) I shall allow the Imperium forces to evacuate alive in exchange for the return of Qi'ra?

I consider Ord Ramada as well as Qi-ra to be my Territory, a peace deal with The Galaxis imperium is out of Question as long as you occupy either of these Territories

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3 minutes ago, clontroper5 said:

I consider Ord Ramada as well as Qi-ra to be my Territory, a peace deal with The Galaxis imperium is out of Question as long as you occupy either of these Territories

Any such claim was rendered null and void when you invaded sovereign Wookiee territory without cause. As things stand, Qi'ra will remain ours. Ord Radama may be open to negotiation, but turning back the largest Wookiee invasion force ever assembled will take a fair bit of compromise...

Edited by The Jabbawookie

@clontroper5 and the ball is in the Imperium's court here; though we are certainly receptive to a diplomatic solution, we are fully prepared to continue our present course of action unless given reason to do otherwise. As the Jawas have used the past tense for the present turn's actions, we feel all the more comfortable doing the same.

Edited by The Jabbawookie