Lol, yep that's what I thought was going to happen haha.

Just now, clontroper5 said:

Lol, yep that's what I thought was going to happen haha.

Imps be like:

yep, stanndard imperial Philosophy,

Small rebel Outpost on remote planet with maybe a 1000 rebels in a couple square miles... Send the DEATH STAR, blow up the ENTIRE PLANET!!!

side note, im impressed you were able to capture P, oyu clearly have amassed a massive amount of wookies haha

6 hours ago, The Jabbawookie said:

Transfer 90 credits to @GhostofNobodyInParticular .

In case it needs to be formalized, the mc80ac is yours.

13 hours ago, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

The GNIPians thank the Jawas for the unexpected bonus.

...HoloCall...

...From what can only be described as a factory floor...

...Hello Federation Friends We are grateful you received our payment...

...We would like for this to be prepayment for next cycle as well. And the extra 3 credits are a bonus for your troubles...

...In the Background an old droid is being sawed in half as a bunch of Jawas looking extremely frustrated are jeering at him...

8 minutes ago, Matt3412 said:

...We would like for this to be prepayment for next cycle as well. And the extra 3 credits are a bonus for your troubles...

We thank you again for the bonus, and accept this as prepayment.

>>>> >>> >> GTN << <<< <<<<

The Galactic Trade Network, "If You Want It, We Will Sell It"

>> Ongoing Conflict in the K'Narr Sector is creating many trading opportunities And A local Trade Federation has Formed. <<

>> Conflict in Border regions of The Imperium Galaxis and Wookie Nation have been intensifying. So Far the Federations Trade routes have been unaffected and trade continues at a Sustainable pace. <<

>> The only lost cargo reported has been a shipment of Irmenu moondog puppies, apparently Confiscated by one of the factions to use as..... Rations. <<

>> The Wookie nation has been successfully gaining ground on the Imperium and have slowly taken control of a few planets. But have been sustaining Heavy loses in both troops and ships. <<

>> There have been Rumors of peace but neither side seems to want to concede while they have the advantage. <<

This has Been The GTN we hope peace comes to the K'Narr Sector so Consumer Spending can return to Nominal

>>>> >>> >> GTN << <<< <<<<

In lue of Recent Events, and Misleading Rebel Propaganda which has Surfaced Recently regarding the wookie uprising, the Galaxis Impirium's Grand Council of Vicars has Deemed it Necessary to Expand the Broadcast capabilities of the HNN in order to provide a more Reliable New Source to the mislead citizens of the Galaxy. Tune in tonight at 12.000.56 Galatic Standard Time as the First Expanded Broadcast Goes Live!

8 minutes ago, clontroper5 said:

In lue of Recent Events, and Misleading Rebel Propaganda which has Surfaced Recently regarding the wookie uprising, the Galaxis Impirium's Grand Council of Vicars has Deemed it Necessary to Expand the Broadcast capabilities of the HNN in order to provide a more Reliable New Source to the mislead citizens of the Galaxy. Tune in tonight at 12.000.56 Galatic Standard Time as the First Expanded Broadcast Goes Live!

A Wookiee delegation will be attending the live broadcast.

Turn 9 Hyperspace Pings detected at:

G, N, J, R, J, Q, G, D, dsC, dsOP.

Combat results at: Q.

198 fleet points of Wookies vs. 46 points of Imperium Galaxis.

81% vs 19%: -6 in favour of the Wookies.

Actual roll: 10 - 6 = 4 as a result. Attacker takes 20% casualties, defender 50%.

One Gozanti destroyed, 2 GRMs destroyed.

Please hold while clarification is sought.

At dsC, the GNIPians hand over control of a MC80AC to the Wookies.

At Qi-ra there is no invasion. The planet is held under blockade.

Turn 10 is now live.

(If I have missed anything, please let me know).

Welcome to HNN, I'm your Host Pravidlo říše, and a Special Welcome to those who will being joining us from the outer rim Territories for the First Time tonight thanks to our Expanding Broadcast.

Tonights topic, Behind the Helmet, a Special look at the Empire's Finest Legion.

But First a Quick update on the conflict in the K'Narr sector. Last week the wookies Attacked Imperium Forces in the Region in Open Defiance of the Law, our Noble Boys in Grey have Assembled the Peacekeeping Forces and in the Process of Restoring Order to the Sector. The Imperium wants to Reassure the Public that the Rebellious Wookie Forces are no Match for the Imperial Navy and the traitors will be dealt with Switfly. this is a clip from a recent Interview we Had with Admiral Thake, the Commander of the Froces in the Region aboard his Star Destroyer The "FIRST IMPERIUM"

Admiral Thake what do you have to Say about these Hostilities?

"Well, it is most Disappointing that anyone or any group of Poeple can be so misguided so as to cause this Great distress in the galaxy, the Citizens of the Empire have a Right to Feel Safe in their homes and on their Planets and these Wookies have robbed many of them of that. However I will say that there is no need to Fear, Recent Reports of Success on the Part of the Rebels have been Greatly exaggerated and the citizens should know that the Imperial Navy is cabaable of keeing them safe from this Threat and that it will neutralize the traitors in a Timly manner."

That is Great News! What Makes you So Confident Admiral?

"good Question, the Answer is very Simple, We are winning. Their Forces are Undisciplined and Primitive and have proven Easily dispatched By our Superior Ships and Weapons. Already Since the Conflict broke out we have Destroyed nearly a dozen of their vessels without significant losses of our own.

That is good to hear sir, any final thoughts

"Just that we are receiving reinforcements by the Day and many Fine citizens have Answered the Call of Duty. I assure you, Order will soon be Restored"

There you have it Folks! anyway I will turn the time over to our Special Events Crew for the Special "Behind the Helmet" Stay Tuned!

this Just In, Our Boys in Grey have Engaged a wookie raiding force above the Planet Qi-ra During which Our Boys Successfully Destroyed 2 More hostile vessals. Be sure to Show your Support for the Effort by Raising your Imperium Banners while our Boys are out fighting!

we also just recived an interesting Report, the Legisative Body at the Planet m'Karramaardar, have just Voted to Change the Planets Name! in a statement by the Spokes person they Said "the Name was just Difficult for the Average person to say, and we thought it would hlp our Image if we used a name more fitting for the average galactic Basic speaker"

anyway the Planet will now be Named " Mirano"

Thank you Fro Tuning in to HNN Join us Next time for more of the Latest New Across the Galaxy

2 hours ago, LTD said:

Turn 9 Hyperspace Pings detected at:

G, N, J, R, J, Q, G, D, dsC, dsOP.

Combat results at: Q.

198 fleet points of Wookies vs. 46 points of Imperium Galaxis.

81% vs 19%: -6 in favour of the Wookies.

Actual roll: 10 - 6 = 4 as a result. Attacker takes 20% casualties, defender 50%.

One Gozanti destroyed, 2 GRMs destroyed.

Please hold while clarification is sought.

Also wookies be like, attack World With Large fleet, world is defended by small Defense Forces, still take Higher Casualties.

5 minutes ago, clontroper5 said:

Also wookies be like, attack World With Large fleet, world is defended by small Defense Forces, still take Higher Casualties.

We'll stop when it stops working...

Seriously, though, wanna see some top-secret Wookiee strategy?

Here it is... all of it. Our long term goal, production method, assault tactics: everything.

In exchange, I want a private island if the Imperium wins the war.

2 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

Here it is... all of it. Our long term goal, production method, assault tactics: everything.

In exchange, I want a private island if the Imperium wins the war.

Agreed haha

8 hours ago, clontroper5 said:

In lue of Recent Events,

. . . not only is it misspelled, it is the wrong word. You want 'Due'. Are all the typos and disregard for proper capitalization an intentional campaign again Wookie sensibilities?

3 minutes ago, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

. . . not only is it misspelled, it is the wrong word. You want 'Due'. Are all the typos and disregard for proper capitalization an intentional campaign again Wookie sensibilities?

Careful, humans are an undisciplined and primitive species but it’s best to humor them or they turn violent.

Also three GR75's were given to the Wookies. At Deep space of C

Yes that happened @LTD

7 hours ago, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

. . . not only is it misspelled, it is the wrong word. You want 'Due'. Are all the typos and disregard for proper capitalization an intentional campaign again Wookie sensibilities?

Lue is the word I was looking for

But yes there are lots of typos, my proofreader has been turned onto a Wookie handbag...

14 minutes ago, clontroper5 said:

Lue is the word I was looking for

What does it mean? I can't google it.