All I Want For Christmas

By kaffis, in Runewars Rules Questions

I made this to engage the @FFGames Twitter account, so I figured why not share it here for everybody to enjoy. Publicly shaming them into giving us news is my new strategy. ;)

Hopefully, it's playful enough and they'll also appreciate the mentions and hashtags enough that they'll humor me occasionally.

Everybody stops and stares at me
These painted models don't see play, you see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is quite modest, you see

All I want for Christmas is an eff ay cue
A page would do
For my eff ay cue
Gee, if I could only have an eff ay cue
Then I could play a game of Rune Wars

It seems so long since I could say
Why you cannot enter terrain you touch
When I melee and kill a Shield of Margath I take how much?

All I want for Christmas is an eff ay cue
A page would do
For my eff ay cue
Gee, if I could only have an eff ay cue
Then I could play a game of Rune Wars

While you're at it could you reassure
That we'll see some Organized Play this year
We've no Q1 tournament objectives to go on, I fear!

All I want for Christmas is an eff ay cue
A page would do
For my eff ay cue
Gee, if I could only have an eff ay cue
Then I could play a game of Rune Wars