I made this to engage the @FFGames Twitter account, so I figured why not share it here for everybody to enjoy. Publicly shaming them into giving us news is my new strategy.

Hopefully, it's playful enough and they'll also appreciate the mentions and hashtags enough that they'll humor me occasionally.

Everybody stops and stares at me
These painted models don't see play, you see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is quite modest, you see

All I want for Christmas is an eff ay cue
A page would do
For my eff ay cue
Gee, if I could only have an eff ay cue
Then I could play a game of Rune Wars

It seems so long since I could say
Why you cannot enter terrain you touch
When I melee and kill a Shield of Margath I take how much?

All I want for Christmas is an eff ay cue
A page would do
For my eff ay cue
Gee, if I could only have an eff ay cue
Then I could play a game of Rune Wars

While you're at it could you reassure
That we'll see some Organized Play this year
We've no Q1 tournament objectives to go on, I fear!

All I want for Christmas is an eff ay cue
A page would do
For my eff ay cue
Gee, if I could only have an eff ay cue
Then I could play a game of Rune Wars